Did you ever want to play questions?

Can it be a dunkel?

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I’ll hop right to it?

Weren’t we beerly into the produce puns? Ale have to start a whole new line of thinking now, right?

GGAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Will you all give me Raspberry’s if I am stout enough of a punster to start fermenting cross strained, and overly mashed-up puns!!??

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Can I barley think from laughing so hard?

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Could you hop to it then, please? You’ve berry-ly started, right?

At yeast I have some solid material?

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I had to go pea; did I miss anything?

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Can you use some drumsticks to beat on some skins? Can you not artichoke on stage? Can you be all chilli in your jamming?

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Complete tangent, and perhaps I caught a contact high last night from the aged stoners, but doesn’t this hand look amazing? Should I explore a new career in hand modeling?

Doesn’t it just look so… So… Used?

(Tapering off antidepressants, may be a tad weirder than normal for the next ten days)

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Kale you help it?

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What is with those weird fingertips? Did Rob Liefeld draw this?

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Maybe it’s just weird perspective?

That’s one way of looking at it?

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Why can’t people pick up their dog’s poop?

In related questions: why are some people such a-holes?

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Because they’re lazy and ignorant?

Because they’re lazy and…

.,…wait, was that some weird deja vu thing going on?

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What’s a good wine to go with BBQ smoked pork?

A big red, same as with everything else?

Why would you ever drink any other kind of wine?

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Well, can I really claim to be professional if I wear sneakers to work every day?

What if the wine’s not for me? Oh, does port count as a big red?

And why do I now have the slightly odd urge to ferment some of this?

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