Can it be a dunkel?
Iâll hop right to it?
Werenât we beerly into the produce puns? Ale have to start a whole new line of thinking now, right?
GGAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Will you all give me Raspberryâs if I am stout enough of a punster to start fermenting cross strained, and overly mashed-up puns!!??
Can I barley think from laughing so hard?
Could you hop to it then, please? Youâve berry-ly started, right?
At yeast I have some solid material?
I had to go pea; did I miss anything?
Can you use some drumsticks to beat on some skins? Can you not artichoke on stage? Can you be all chilli in your jamming?
Complete tangent, and perhaps I caught a contact high last night from the aged stoners, but doesnât this hand look amazing? Should I explore a new career in hand modeling?
Doesnât it just look so⌠So⌠Used?
(Tapering off antidepressants, may be a tad weirder than normal for the next ten days)
Kale you help it?
What is with those weird fingertips? Did Rob Liefeld draw this?
Maybe itâs just weird perspective?
Thatâs one way of looking at it?
Why canât people pick up their dogâs poop?
In related questions: why are some people such a-holes?
Because theyâre lazy and ignorant?
Because theyâre lazy andâŚ
.,âŚwait, was that some weird deja vu thing going on?
Whatâs a good wine to go with BBQ smoked pork?
A big red, same as with everything else?
Why would you ever drink any other kind of wine?
Well, can I really claim to be professional if I wear sneakers to work every day?
What if the wineâs not for me? Oh, does port count as a big red?
And why do I now have the slightly odd urge to ferment some of this?