Isn’t it strange that one of the few perks of this industry is long term loyalty?
How did this place become such an endive?
If I ever meet (beet?) You, may I have the privilege of buying you a beer?
Has anyone else ever made joke throwing up sounds at your SO in the morning then almost accidentally do the deed?
I think you’re the only one?
Do I reap what I sow?
Also do I sing silly made up songs in the morning about Mr Fish, Mr Cat, and the Ancient Gods under the bed?
Ooh ooh ooh, lettuce do vegetable puns!?
Isn’t it thyme to get the easy ones out of the way?
But can I say we all rose to the challenge?
If you’re recommending spices, that could be sage advice?
But seriously, can i pear-ly stand to make more?
chI’ve got some more, I think?
Anybody else think these are a bit corny?
Are making vegetable puns too cucumber-some?
Perhaps we should parsnip this in the bud?
Can somebody squash this line of questioning?
Perhaps @falcor can dig a hole and strawberry this in the ground?
When it comes to bad puns, do I need professional kelp?