Is this better?
Thatâs a turnip?!?
Well it sure ainât a parsnip.
Have you seen bigger?
Is this better?
Might that even be âbeeterâ?
Why can I never hear discussion about college radio stations without remembering a former boyfriend who did the classical music segment at our college station? Could it be because when I moved overseas after graduating I gave him all of my classical albums and have never been able to replace some of the rare ones? Am I talking about REAL albums, with the pops and hisses that make listening to recorded music a full-depth aural experience?
You donât have a full day of rain in your forecast, the way we do?
In before someone beets me to itâŚ
Much of the week it rained, but I think itâs clear skies today?
Did I have golden beets on my salad last night? And was I sitting next to someone who spent the entire salad course (business dinner) complaining about how awful beets are? Who has never had a golden beet, even when the opportunity (such as that moment) presented itself?
And did I have to spend time talking with someone who insisted that the no-go areas in France are real, and even corrected me as not knowing what I was talking about when I pointed out that I and several close associates had all been to France several times recently with no difficulties at all? Why is Fox more accurate than actual eyewitness testimony? Why do I work in this industry, again?
Beets are awesome why would anyone think otherwise?
And what industry do you work in that has such trolls?
If you donât like beets, how can you eat borscht? And if you donât eat borscht, how do you live?
Would you believe I hadnât had Borscht till about a year or two ago?
Have you never read my occasional references to the oil & gas industry? Or my oh-poor-me lamentations about being a northern, non-religious, non-Tea-Party, well-read and -traveled, vegetarian female-who-doesnât-live-the-stereotypes in that industry? Do you have any idea how many years it took before I could actually speak in meetings without being constantly interrupted? But does it pay well for a very flexible schedule while I still have kids at home? Do you see how that balance works?
Do we got the beat⌠er⌠beats?
Is that the way you escarole? And will you lettuce join you on stage?
Can you jam?
WhyâŚyou jelly?
If I were jelly, would I ask you to join me in my musical⌠er⌠sandwich (sorry, I got nothing)?
Well that can be sucky, I have to sometimes be quiet working in aerospace as well though it isnât as full of the right wing crazy as I imagine that is. Are they doing the oh hey all you old 15+ year veterans cost too much money lets do weird things like move jobs to another state and hire college kids for 1/3 the cost as well?
Can you leek some of the details? Will the instruments be applefied or will the entire score be acoustic? Liâme interested to learn more, OK?