Are you making fun of my rising inflection? At the end of every sentence?
It’s Boing Boing, so maybe Banana?
Did you know I consciously did that as a kid?
Are you Australian?
Can I trade you a piece of pumpkin cornbread (baked last night) for a stack o’ pancakes?
Do you call a pizza a pie?
Would a pizza by any other name taste as good?
As good as a deep-dish Chicago pie?
What kind of monster would lie like that?
Is it not a savoury pie? If you cut it, does it not bleed cheese?
Is this a good place to discuss the merits of calzones and where they fit in the pizza family tree?
Have you ever seen steak and kidney pizza?
Are you being, as Marilove might put it, deliberately obtuse?
Is there any other place to discuss the merits of calzones?
Don’t you think some Brooklyn hipster is making an artisinal steak and kidney pizza right now?
Do you like calzones?
I didn’t come across as abstruse?
Of what use to me is Brooklyn?
Of what use is Brooklyn to anyone but Brooklynites?