Did you ever want to play questions?

Or are we coming? Can anybody tell?

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What is this, a freak-out?

Is there any earthy way of knowing?

Which direction we are going?

Is it raining?

Is it snowing?

Is a hurricane a-blowing?

Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?

Is the grisly Reaper mowing?

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Isn’t heavy breathing a good indicator?

[ducks]

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Would Paul McCartney appear?

Maybe more like the Quakers?

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Didn’t you start it?

You mean we didn’t start the fire?

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It’s up to 100 now, isn’t it?

how did you know i was running a fever?

Hmm, I remember very little of that (more of the snoozing-through-Reverend-Lovejoy’s-drone), but mightn’t my congregation have been slightly heretical, in a genteel Methodist way? Surely I don’t remember ever observing Kingdomtide, so maybe by my day we’d departed somewhat from the ways of John Wesley? Anyway, would anyone be surprised to learn that I stopped paying attention to these things a few years before I would have been old enough to understand them anyway?

Heh… isn’t it hard to carry on an actual conversation in this thread? Shouldn’t I stop trying?

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It doesn’t stop Australians? Some of them go their whole lives like that?

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Why did I type “yet” twice? 100 Likes seems reasonable, I guess?

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Or caustic Gnostics in Coptic?

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Larks tongue in aspic?

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Why has @funruly compared me to Taylor Swift? Will I ever recover from that slight?

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Why can’t I name one of her tunes? Is that the modern equivalent of not owning a TV?

How heavily do ducks breathe?

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According to Duck’s Breath Mystery Theatre?

Are they evil ducks?
Eddie Izzard’s Noah’s Ark:

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Maybe I should stick to larks?

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