Or are we coming? Can anybody tell?
What is this, a freak-out?
Is there any earthy way of knowing?
Which direction we are going?
Is it raining?
Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly Reaper mowing?
Isnât heavy breathing a good indicator?
[ducks]
Would Paul McCartney appear?
Maybe more like the Quakers?
Didnât you start it?
You mean we didnât start the fire?
Itâs up to 100 now, isnât it?
how did you know i was running a fever?
Hmm, I remember very little of that (more of the snoozing-through-Reverend-Lovejoyâs-drone), but mightnât my congregation have been slightly heretical, in a genteel Methodist way? Surely I donât remember ever observing Kingdomtide, so maybe by my day weâd departed somewhat from the ways of John Wesley? Anyway, would anyone be surprised to learn that I stopped paying attention to these things a few years before I would have been old enough to understand them anyway?
Heh⌠isnât it hard to carry on an actual conversation in this thread? Shouldnât I stop trying?
It doesnât stop Australians? Some of them go their whole lives like that?
Why did I type âyetâ twice? 100 Likes seems reasonable, I guess?
Or caustic Gnostics in Coptic?
Larks tongue in aspic?
Why has @funruly compared me to Taylor Swift? Will I ever recover from that slight?
Why canât I name one of her tunes? Is that the modern equivalent of not owning a TV?
How heavily do ducks breathe?
According to Duckâs Breath Mystery Theatre?
Are they evil ducks?
Eddie Izzardâs Noahâs Ark: