Is it odd that I miss doing dishes by hand?
I grew up in a house with no dishwasher and now I find it a nice way to relax and clear my mind in the evening.
Am I not giving this to you for two reasons?
What is the M2 Music Committee, which seems to have a shitload of entries on the NARA website but no real details on what they actually did?
Isnāt this a prime example (made moot by the fact itās restricted)?
https://catalog.archives.gov/id/5022756?q=music
Who knew NARA had gobs and gobs of records?
Because of:
M2 Music Committee - Requests for Musical Gifts - 1966
Creator(s): U.S. Information Agency. Office of Private Cooperation. 1953-1970
Access Restriction(s): Restricted - Fully
Specific Access Restriction: FOIA (b)(1) National Security, Secret
Iām inclined to think that it implies that they were handing out top secret, bugged musical instruments to dignitaries in order to spy on them. Makes senseā¦ no?
Can I confess to really enjoying splitting wood for similar reasons?
(Do I mean in the mind clearing sense? Wouldnāt it be neat though if I could somehow relate it to not having a dishwasher?)
Could you relate it to not having a hydraulic wood splitter?
Isnāt that the only job that makes you warm twice?
Am I inviting you over anytime to do mine? (Having worked in a restaurant doing dishes, Iām not sure Iāll ever be sad not to do more of them.)
So, have you learned your lesson about dining-and-dashing?
Donāt do it when itās a slow time at the restaurant? Make eye contact and pretend things are normal? Choose restaurants that have the bathrooms near the front door?
Wait, are there other lessons I should have learned?
How is it that I was able to cull over two dozen books from my shelves in preparation for packing? Didnāt I just do that within the past couple of years? Should I be sad about how easy it was to get rid of them, seeing as I had once paid good money to buy the darn things?
But isnāt it a good thing that Iāll be donating them to the library so they can either add them to their shelves or sell them to make money to add more books and movies to their collections, which I can then borrow for free?
And by āfreeā you mean ātheoretically if I return things on time which never happens and so theyāre naming a new wing of the library after meā ?
Didnāt some of us have moms who made sure to impress upon us the importance of returning library property in a timely manner, thereby allowing us to avoid the embarrassment of being fined for overdue materials?
Isnāt Laibach amazing live? Didnāt they whip out the old hits for the encore? Didnāt I finally get to tanz mit laibach? Didnāt it feel like a god damned time warp straight to the 90s?
And didnāt one of us grow up in a college library that his dad was the director of and so took the wrong lessons from the experience?
Am I allowed to be extremely jealous?
Why wouldnāt that be allowed? Wasnāt I right up front, too? Wasnāt I smart to wear ear plugs for my old ears?
Wasnāt I bad when and didnāt use ear plugs when I finally got a chance to see Man or Astro-Man? live a few years ago now? Was it totally worth the hearing damage?
Neumos, a couple of years ago?
Before that at the Crocodile. Nuemos show didnāt work out. Was I sad I found out at the last minute Goblin was playing there a few years ago and it was well and truly sold out?