Did you ever want to play questions?

#Nants ingonyaaaaaaa!!!

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does anyone else here know first-hand how much it hurts to recover from a total knee replacement?

What? You?

Oh? Didn’t a friend go to a vietnamese restaurant with her son, and her son ordered a Durian shake, and then they figured out if you mixed it with her avocado shake, it cut down on the stench and was perfect? Shouldn’t @japhroaig try that perhaps?

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Pizza-ception?

Together?

We need to go deeper?

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Would you believe they cut me open on june 10th?

and would you further believe i am now home and recovering?

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Jim, in tribute to Christopher Lee can you draw Death handing over his scythe with Lee taking his place?

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How do you feel? Do you need a case of rumchata?

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have you ever heard of an anticoagulant called warfarin?

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Rat poison, no?

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No, does it suck?

Balsamic grilled sprouts anyone?

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Won’t they be all slimy by the time they get here? Don’t they look good though?

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What did they replace it with? Not balsamic sprouts?

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Have you ever had avocado the way it’s made in (at least some parts of) the Indian sub-continent?

Did you know they consider it a sweet, not savory, in keeping with its actual taxonomy as a fruit?

Maybe you’d like to try mashing it with sweetened condensed milk and then topping with some demerara sugar to make a quick pudding, instead of an ice cream?

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does having to abstain from alcohol completely while taking it suck?

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  • tomato, roasted onion, roasted garlic pizza sauce
  • pickled beets and carrots
  • vanilla and peppercorn ice cream
  • rhubarb ice cream
  • bread poolish started

Two days to go, what could go wrong?

(Still need sausage, pepperoni, cheese, peppers, taters for tater salad, celery, gluten free dough, charcoal, paper plates, a llama (don’t ask), puff pastry, and lil smokies)

Did I mention I didn’t know I was hosting this party till like two days ago?

Should I get a pinata?

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!!!

Can you remind me of this in a week?

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