#Nants ingonyaaaaaaa!!!
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#Nants ingonyaaaaaaa!!!
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does anyone else here know first-hand how much it hurts to recover from a total knee replacement?
What? You?
Oh? Didnât a friend go to a vietnamese restaurant with her son, and her son ordered a Durian shake, and then they figured out if you mixed it with her avocado shake, it cut down on the stench and was perfect? Shouldnât @japhroaig try that perhaps?
Pizza-ception?
Together?
Would you believe they cut me open on june 10th?
and would you further believe i am now home and recovering?
Jim, in tribute to Christopher Lee can you draw Death handing over his scythe with Lee taking his place?
How do you feel? Do you need a case of rumchata?
have you ever heard of an anticoagulant called warfarin?
Rat poison, no?
No, does it suck?
Wonât they be all slimy by the time they get here? Donât they look good though?
What did they replace it with? Not balsamic sprouts?
Have you ever had avocado the way itâs made in (at least some parts of) the Indian sub-continent?
Did you know they consider it a sweet, not savory, in keeping with its actual taxonomy as a fruit?
Maybe youâd like to try mashing it with sweetened condensed milk and then topping with some demerara sugar to make a quick pudding, instead of an ice cream?
does having to abstain from alcohol completely while taking it suck?
Two days to go, what could go wrong?
(Still need sausage, pepperoni, cheese, peppers, taters for tater salad, celery, gluten free dough, charcoal, paper plates, a llama (donât ask), puff pastry, and lil smokies)
Did I mention I didnât know I was hosting this party till like two days ago?
Should I get a pinata?
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Can you remind me of this in a week?