Wasn’t it the longest awhile ago?
Didn’t we receive a trophy after a couple of days?
Who has the trophy? Can I keep it for awhile?
Anybody wanna hang?
Hey Ima bit sleepy, this everyman thing is tough going, might not I be a little slooowww?
Do ya like scratching?
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awwwwwww yis?
Anybody else introduce their kids to the classic consumer-grade domestic wonder that is the Casio SK-5 sampling keyboard this week?
Got any sick jams to post?
What were you sampling?
Questions, that’s right, supposed to be questions…?
Are samples of the kids giggling or shouting “you’re a noodle-head” and then playing that over the demo song considered a “sick beat”?
Did you know that you can flag your own posts?
And that Ofra Haza has been dead for 15 years?
With the advent of the youtube vocal tuning music video, haven’t I gotten the impression that literally anything can become a jma… or a beat?
Imogen heap’s album what with the auto tuning or whatever was a fairly good initial example, no?
We recorded a bunch of auto-tuned Songify tracks last fall - so why did I forget to them before they were erased from the server?
(The most reprehensible/interesting one is where I recorded the baby crying; that’s pretty weird tuned all over the place to a beat.)
That’s a shame but at least now your band has some lost sessions that can forever go down as part of it’s history, no? Won’t aficionados talk in hushed and reverent tones about that one time they heard them being played at a party?
I’m getting banned, aren’t I? For penance can I deliver grilled goods to the Mod team?
Can I say that you really need to stop talking to yourself?
Wait? What? Are other people here?
Isn’t the whole ‘external world’ thing a conspiracy anyway?