Would you like a cup of french press coffee with your waffle?
Itâs like you know me, you know?
Can I provide the whiskey maple syrup? And/or the Nutella?
Probably better than the leftover pamcakes (household pronunciation) we had? (Lunch I just finished was leftover cheesy bugs, salsa, and chopped up Chinese chicken fingers (also leftover from our fantabulous forth o July we-give-up dinner). Itâs actually a pretty good combo.)
Did I not mention I am Sean Connery from Highlander, and I am married to Robin Wright from the princess Bride?
Ooh, can I bring the blueberries, dry cured salami, and creme fraiche?
What the heck are cheesy bugs and Chinese chicken fingers? (Do I want to know?)
Not to @monkeyohâs house, I donât think?
Wouldnât my spouse be interested in trying that salami?
See!!??!!??
Arenât I a respectful guest to all parties in a household?
(Also got fake baconâbtw, ever had a morningstar farm corn dog? Mmmmmmmmm)
Was anyone setting off signal flares where you live last night?
Will anyone believe them in the future when they have a real emergency, and try getting help via signal flares?
No, just the standard run of the mill noise makers. Did you wake up as 2:30am to the smell of fireworks smoke in the house and go check for grass fire just in case?
Another candidate for a Darwin award?
Maine man killed after trying to launch firework from top of his head
Bad parenting?
http://www.backtonaturemeals.com/product-detail-CrazyBugsMacaroniCheese.html
Donât Chinese chicken fingers sound like the sort of chicken fingers one would purchase at a Chinese restaurant?
How does a personâs brain process that query (âShould I launch an explosive from the top of my head?â) and come up with the answer âYES!â???
Ooh, can Chinese chicken fingers just be chicken tenders with general tsos sauce!?
Alternatively, can they simply be chicken feet?
Uh⌠no? Thereâs no sauces, and a strange breading, plus you can tell theyâre real chickens - unless you like the processed crap from McDonaldâs like my daughter?
So I toured a piece of property I may be able to borrow, and I was flooredâhave I ever seen more perfect Oregon Savanna?
Did I not see many pastures that would make Napa vinters cry?
200 year old oaks, 100 year old pines, gentle slopes, access roads⌠Slightly rocky soil but not insane, five to 15 degree slopes⌠Native plants, little to no blackberries⌠Have I found my calling?
(James doesnât want to sell, but he does want to make a profit. I need to spreadsheet thisâŚ)