Did you ever want to play questions?

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Seems like it could be, depending on the outcome?

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Can you see where it might lead to a lot of free time?

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Know what my wife’s least favorite sound is?

She is watching a documentary and I am cooking dinner, and she suddenly hears, “OOOOH FUUCKING SHIIIT!!!” from the kitchen, and as she runs in doesn’t she always see me with a limb under a cold tap?

(First degree burn all up my right fore arm. Splashed boiling stock from my hand to my elbow. I am fucking Usain Bolt in the kitchen when it comes to getting to a tap)

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Guess who can’t be bothered by his dad’s accidents?

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Yikes, are you gonna be OK?

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Should you take the rest of the night off and just order a pizza?

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Perfectly fine in a few days–isnt time to sink measured in seconds the gold standard? (Gah it still hurts, but damnit, no scar!!)

Ope, gettin’ some color on my wrist, arnt I?

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Pfft, its just a flesh wound, I won’t even have a good story about this one–ever tell you about, “Oh god TTHHE BEEEEANS!!” or my Turkey Accident?

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Does this sight never get old?

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Or get one out of the freezer?

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Two things–arent some frozen pizzas not that bad? And second, does it raise your hackles like mine when they are branded flatbread?

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I swear to FSM I am not belly aching, I Swear–but I am taking blood pressure meds that make me immensely light headed; so I get up to fast, get the spins, go to wash my hands and scream from the pain of the burn, and almost fall down; should I film my shenanigans?

…and I the fifth Stooge!? (Oh shiiiit)

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Aren’t the flatbread frozen pizzas usually with thinner, NewHaven-style crusts and hardly any sauce, and much better even if your sad, deluded hackles are raised? And has there ever been a non-flatbread-called frozen pizza that doesn’t get better with the strategic deployment of sauerkraut prior to baking?

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Will there be a problem if I skip 2 weeks of blood-pressure meds because I forgot to re-order until the day before vacation and ran out last weekend?

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I am not a doctor, but can I say i think you should be fine if you take it easy?

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Who the hell has hacked your account? Aren’t you:

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Can’t you try blood-letting instead?

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Isn’t that one of those abominations John Stewart referred to as “tomato soup in a bread bowl”? Are you trying to start a war?

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Isn’t that me?

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And what the hell does he know about it?

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As much as most do, I would suppose?
How the hell do you pick up a slice of that thing? Or are you supposed to swim in it?