I have no idea, and wouldn’t a slice be like four thousand calories?
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mmmm… nom nom nom?
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Are you relaxing?
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Are you not civilized? Are you unfamiliar with knives and forks?
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Fewer? Maybe? I’ve never had more than two slices for a meal. This isn’t designed to be some inexpensive bland cracker that one downs quickly. Savoring is the key.
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Isn’t pizza on the list of food items that should not require utensils? (Can you please keep in mind that I’m not in any way suggesting the item pictured above, is in fact pizza?)
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On saturday I plan to buy a case of mixed-flavor BudLite Ritas; will that be relaxed enough?
(now you know why the bears are throwing rocks)
OTOH, who ever had any complaints about rum?
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Are you one of those Américains brut?
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Don’t we all want a happier hoppier beer?
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I’m going on vacation – who will be creating games in my keyboard-lessness?
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Damn it I want’ blueberry pie now. Who else wants blueberry pie?
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Aren’t all decadent pies to be eaten with a fork?
It’s a decadent pie? Can I give you that then?
Do you even civilize, bro?
Don’t I though?
How can that be civilized when it doesn’t look cooked?
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When are you going on vacation?
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19 hours from now?
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I mean – I’m not, not going anywhere, staying at home, doot doot dee doo, nothing there that’s valuable anyway EXCEPT THE POISON IVY but who cares, right?
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(please don’t steal my poison ivy, he said, mentally beaming opposite-day rays at everybody.)
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What really happens if I roll up the poison ivy and smoke it?
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No idea, wanna see something cool though?
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