Holy mole, is there is a reason I smoke one pipe a year? (Yes)
Did I just take a quad shot of espresso? Does it smell like vanilla, roses, and leather? Has my arm stopped hurting?!?
How on earth do you drink a quad espresso at 9:30 at night? Do you not plan on sleeping? Are you driving cross country?
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Me?
Seriously, Iâm awesome.
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No. I had some 2010 pipe tobacco. And damn is it still strong?
Canât a person just grow a nice looking plant⌠Then smoke it?
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Can you forgive me for thinking you were describing the character of the espresso? Doesnât the leather make more sense to me now? Is everyone else cool with making declarative statements at this point and then tacking on a question at the end?
Isnât he a bit lax with the whole question format as well?
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Is it really fair to ask me these things at 2:18 am?
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Wasnât I asking @japhroaig? Donât I try to pay attention to where people are on this spinning ball when making such references? (Am I currently hoping you are no longer tethered to the network and can get some rest before starting your vacation?)
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Did you know that a local family-owned restaurant decided to use the thinnest tortillas from their own cuisine to make âpizzasâ, which are now a best seller because itâs actually a great base for a light, crispy, not-heavily-piled crust/sauce/cheese concoction?
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Have you ever tried deep dish? Isnât it better to acknowledge that itâs NOT âofficialâ âItalianâ âpizzaâ and just revel in how wonderful it is as its own thing?
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Havenât you ever seen someone use a knife and fork to eat before?
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Wouldnât it just? And wouldnât it be the perfect (and by that I mean the absolute worst) accompaniment to missing two weeks of high blood pressure medication?
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Why???
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Was I up because Iâm insane? Or was I up because the kids woke me for no other reason than âwe want you to sit in our roomâ?
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Because I look forward to cheap, embarassing, flavorful relaxation? Itâs amazing how less irritating and more humorous the kids whining becomes after one of those tiny little things, isnât it? After all, whatâs wrong with a margarita-flavored alcohol beverage with a twist of Bud Light Lime that is ready-to-drink with just one pour and best served over ice?
Can I even play @japhroaig and âmake it fancyâ ?!??!??
http://www.budlight.com/our-beers/lime-rita-margarita-twist.html
http://newsroom.anheuser-busch.com/lemon-ade-rita/
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When are you going to let us into your club?
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Did you mean to make that âclubâ joke?
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OK, which one of you mutants created @null (as seen here)? Does that user profile mess up anyone elseâs browser functions?
