Wouldn’t it help that the “god” has vulnerabilities, not there least of which is his general belief (vis-a-vis not bothering to think about it) in his invulnerability, whereas the other is a fanatical planner?
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why don’t we reminisce about tomorrow?
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Did someone finally invent time travel?
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Why is it that the super-finicky kids love watching francophone TV when up in Maine?
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Sure, but can’t one of them reverse time? And regardless of kryptonite, why can’t superman just through the empire state building at Ben afflecks stupid face?
Because Ben afflecks is smart enough to get out of the way?
…is he?
Are you letting his looks distract you again?
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Okay, what stops superman, when he knows a fight is going badly, go back in time, pick up a sniper rifle and shoot Afflecks dumb face from a kilometer?
The old movies are canon, right?
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Or even better, Sephiroth style, why not guide a meteor with a collision path to Wayne Manor?
Why so angry? Are you sure you’re not just jealous?
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Oh gawd, what have you done!?
(He isn’t a bad actor, but coming after Bale? Is he career suicidal?)
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Now you’re accusing the Afflex of lacking acting chops? Whatever did this god among men do to you?
Daredevil, Armageddon, gigli, jersey girl, reindeer games, surviving christmas, and good will hunting?
(Don’t I list good will hunting because it was an excellent movie in which he played his part perfectly, then went to create trash on an almost Adam Sandler scale?)
Wouldn’t the simple solution be to get back together with his old running mate?
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because francophone children’s tv is a universe of oddness unto itself?
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Don’t you have those heads on backwards? 
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Did you notice how a gif of the old Batman series doesn’t look all that different from a full episode? Wasn’t that show an excellent example of how backgrounds used to be artificially and poorly added to studio filming?
And does that one detail bother other people when they watch Hitchcock films? How could he be so slovenly about editing in backgrounds which are obviously not really in the scene?
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Are you saying both Batman and Robin are actually owls?
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Is a book time travel? Is having children time travel? Is a work of art time travel?
