Are you saying little Matty Damon should be Batman?
Do you think it’s true that Ben Affleck couldn’t hang out with kevin smith any more when he married Jennifer Garner? Wouldn’t it be weird if that’s what broke up their marriage? If it was not being able to hang with his buddy kevin smith?
Does anyone know if Tusk is on Netflix?
Are you daring to blaspheme the Hitch by saying he was anything less than meticulous to the very finest detail?
Am I wrong for liking Jersey Girl, Smith’s least liked movie? Wasn’t that little girl in the movie cute? Don’t I get happy about Cure songs and George Carlin in movies?
Wait… you didn’t like Good Will Hunting?
Is it not noble of me to concede that time travel needn’t take corporeal form?
Doesn’t my better half disagree about books being time travel? Aren’t they a communications medium across time and space?
Aren’t they that only when we have yet to willingly suspend our disbelief?
Maybe? We might not get what the author intended?
“Are there not more versions of any book than the one the author intended?”
– (Something) Roland Barthes (probably said)
(Don’t I list good will hunting because it was an excellent movie in which he played his part perfectly, then went to create trash on an almost Adam Sandler scale?)
What did you think of redstate?
How did I know you were going to go there? Didn’t I think to myself, as I was typing, that @milliefink was going to copypaste the BACKS of their heads on the same necks?
(Owls is a much more sophisticated way to respond!)
Hasn’t his professional and charitable life proven to be more star quality rather than sidekick?
Isn’t it my pleasure to flock together with fellow sophisticates?
Is Bentony Aflexosiousnousesees not playing a dude whose superpower is that he can plan for any eventuality?
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Before you built that beautiful wall, did you ask to know what you were walling in or walling out, and to whom you were like to give offense?
Bless Donner’s well-intentioned heart, but how can those movies be canon?
How could they even get PBS’s “Odd Squad” odder, just by dubbing it?!?
Are there magic psychedelics in the waters of Quebec as they gave us things like The Mighty Hercules and Rocket Robin Hood?
Isn’t it to keep me away from the neighbors?
