Pizza Rolls?
Can you get one of those big packs of ramen? And a few cases of pinot noir?
Havenât I been rewatching Venture Bros with the family? Isnât it a funny show? Isnât Dr. Orpheus awesome?
Didnât I have to show the spouse an episode of Jonny Quest so she could fully appreciate the show?
Doesnât the show bear repeated watchings because you notice new things?
Donât I wish I had the free time do such a thing?
Doesnât it get slotted into the pre-figured TV time? Donât we all need more free time? Shouldnât I be doing other things rather than re-watching venture brothers? Couldnât I say that I could use it in a class at some point in the future?
Doesnât that assume I pay for things like cable TV and actually stay up past 10pm? (stupid have to get up at 5am for work)
Who put Arco, Idaho in the same part of the country as Seattle?
Everything I havenât been able to buy in over a month, like dog food, huge containers of organic berries, and laundry detergent?
Who has cable? Arenât DVDs great? Shouldnât I go to bed earlier?
Could it be genetic for you? Does it run in your family?
Donât I have a child who is a night owl like me, so Iâve seen how this happens?
Is it even greater that my local library has all the seasons and I easily borrow them?
Isnât that local library for the win? Arenât they one of the best public services weâve created in the modern world?
Doesnât it run in my family, though? Isnât my own spawn also a night owl?
Wouldnât my sleep schedule be something like 4am to noon if I didnât have to worry about living expenses?
Why canât we all not have to worry about living expenses? Wouldnât we be more productive if that were true?
Is the Lotus Foods millet/brown rice ramen OK? And big bottles of craft beer?
Ooh,can I get a flat of those nice English style cucumbers they usually have? And a roomba?
Isnât ice cream delicious? Even if the air smells like cow pop?
Also: why do our parents have to get old?