Isn’t Unix Time a safe assumption?
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uhhhh…?
is that:
(seconds minutes hour day month year dow dst zone)
or something?
bwahahaha ‘seconds east of Greenwich’… really???
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Do you ever encode patterns that appear to be other patterns just to screw with people like me? (I do, and am I not a jerk to myself?)
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What language are you guys speaking in, and can anyone play this game?
Agar mening oila bir chiziq Buxoro, O’zbekiston keladi, deb bilasizmi?
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BTW - did anybody catch that this was an obscure reference to the Twitter joke-thieves thread that links to wikipedia:Joke_theft:
In 2011, one of the contestants on the talent quest television program Australia’s Got Talent
was Jordan Paris, whose act was stand-up comedy. His act went well, the
judges were impressed, and he made it through to the semi-finals.[18] However, it was later revealed that he had plagiarised his jokes from comedians Lee Mack and Geoff Keith.
The television network eventually decided to give him a chance to
redeem himself and he was allowed to compete in the semi-final, provided
he use his own material. Paris’ effort this time was self-deprecating,
joking about his plagiarism and his large teeth. The first joke went
well, but the rest went downhill. It was later found out that the joke
that went well – “I just sacked my two writers – Copy and Paste” – had
been done in 2009 by comedian Jeffrey Ross, about Brad Garrett, at a roast of Joan Rivers. Ross had said, “This guy has two writers, their names are Cut and Paste.”[19]
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I can’t get it to say I’m from a line of toast soldiers, so I guess I’ll give up in a huff?
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Because it’s irresistible?
Qaysi mamlakat askarlari va qaerda ular qachon ular o’ldirilgan edi?
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Have you seen THIS?
How do I say, “I like jam”?
Men tushdi askarlar ustida Kabi murabbo
Doesn’t appear to actually translate to ‘I like jam on my toast soldiers’, but why?
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Anday qilib biz yalpi qizlar qutilish mumkin?
Isn’t Whiskey Victor Alpha Hotel the name of my wilco tribute band?
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Har bir kishi boshqa tushlik uchun salam, zaytun, Humus va sabzi eb bormi?
Men hali tark ba’zi Gilos bor; Siz ularni istaysiz?
Albatta, albatta, o’ng tomondagi uchinchi deraza, emas, balki sirlangan?
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Why in the world would you put jam on toast soldiers rather than soft-boiled egg?
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???
What were you trying to say? Because you didn’t want to say that, I don’t think!
(Keep in mind, I’m using Google Translate. Uzbek is not a language I actually know how to speak/write.)
Are there any poor places for such a reference?
Maybe ran out of scones? Some times, don’t things just call for jam?
Didn’t I start with a joke about eggs and find that jam translated more easily?
