Does anyone hate cookies like David Bowie?
What do you think?
Am I hosed if those are after my bedtime?
Would you like to borrow my VCR?
Have you seen this yet, @Donald_Petersen ?
Why do you encourage him?
Havenât I mentioned here before that we got a big-ass TV about a year ago? From there, couldnât any of us figure out what big-ass/2.3 equals?
What the hell is that? (I kid, I know what it is, but do any of us, other than apparently you, still have one collecting dust in the house?)
But wouldnât you be weirded out if I knew they were 25 feet apart and that your couch was brown?
Considering that my couch is black, that would be extremely weird, wouldnât it?
It was a good guess though, right?
Isnât brown the most common couch color in the US? Youâd call that a good guess?
Hopefully shortly before we started eating him?
Is Bowie Jesus?
May I suggest a prophylactic nap in advance?
Did I tell you Iâm engaged in (slowly) watching Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone on my old VCR?
Uh⌠will you all excuse me while I change my pants?
In US dress sizes?
Anybody here have small non-baby kids?
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Do you wanna build a snowman?