Can not the best of us be distracted for a few minutes? Must we
Gaze.
Eternally.
Lidlessly.
Ceaselessly.
At.
This.
Freaking.
THREAD?!?
What? Would you rather watch a movie?
Whatâs for lunch?
Bowie?
Perhaps I could make the excuse that my homework isnât done yet (stuffing easter eggs for the little guy), and just stay up late?
Donât we both know that it wouldnât be the first time weâve used that excuse?
Kids sure do have a way of keeping us parentes up doing homework for holidays, donât they?
Maybe this is why people become Jehovahâs Witnesses?
Has anyone else tried to give them Christmas cards?
Have you seen the menu?
Daneel: Well, thereâs Eno and Dylan; Eno Jagger and Dylan; Eno and Bowie; Eno Dylan and Bowie; Eno Dylan Jagger and Bowie; Bowie Dylan Jagger and Bowie; Bowie Eno Bowie Bowie Dylan and Bowie; Bowie Jagger Bowie Bowie Dylan Bowie tomato and Bowie;
Donald Peterson: Bowie Bowie Bowie BowieâŚ
Daneel: âŚBowie Bowie Bowie Eno and Bowie; Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie baked beans Bowie Bowie BowieâŚ
Donald Peterson: Bowie! Glittery Bowie! Glittery Bowie!
Daneel: âŚor Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with fried Eno on top and Bowie.
Wife: Have you got anything without Bowie?
Daneel: Well, thereâs Bowie Eno Jagger and Bowie, thatâs not got much Bowie in it.
You need an excuse to change your pants?
Well, then, were the Beatles the cause of our destruction?
I donât think so? Did they bring down the Soviet Union, though?
Isnât it, quite literally, the only way to watch the Star Wars trilogy around the house?
Isnât it polite to ask to be excused after a pants-soiling movie-trailer-viewing experience?
You donât have the THX DVDs?
[edit] I assumed you were speaking of the movies originally released prior to 1990, right?
Machete Order?
Would that even be possible with a VCR?
On VHS?! Canât you at least watch it on Laserdisc?