Did you ever want to play questions?

Can not the best of us be distracted for a few minutes? Must we
Gaze.
Eternally.
Lidlessly.
Ceaselessly.
At.
This.
Freaking.
THREAD?!?

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What? Would you rather watch a movie?

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What’s for lunch?

Bowie?

Perhaps I could make the excuse that my homework isn’t done yet (stuffing easter eggs for the little guy), and just stay up late?

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:frowning: Does it matter what I want? :frowning:

Don’t we both know that it wouldn’t be the first time we’ve used that excuse? :wink:

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Kids sure do have a way of keeping us parentes up doing homework for holidays, don’t they?

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Maybe this is why people become Jehovah’s Witnesses?

Has anyone else tried to give them Christmas cards?

This?


(from http://www.cakeswebake.com/photo/david-bowie-s-ziggy-stardust)

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Have you seen the menu?

Daneel:        Well, there’s Eno and Dylan; Eno Jagger and Dylan; Eno and Bowie; Eno Dylan and Bowie; Eno Dylan Jagger and Bowie; Bowie Dylan Jagger and Bowie; Bowie Eno Bowie Bowie Dylan and Bowie; Bowie Jagger Bowie Bowie Dylan Bowie tomato and Bowie;

Donald Peterson: Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie…

Daneel:        …Bowie Bowie Bowie Eno and Bowie; Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie baked beans Bowie Bowie Bowie…

Donald Peterson: Bowie! Glittery Bowie! Glittery Bowie!

Daneel:        …or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with fried Eno on top and Bowie.

Wife:            Have you got anything without Bowie?

Daneel:        Well, there’s Bowie Eno Jagger and Bowie, that’s not got much Bowie in it.

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You need an excuse to change your pants?

Well, then, were the Beatles the cause of our destruction?

I don’t think so? Did they bring down the Soviet Union, though?

Isn’t it, quite literally, the only way to watch the Star Wars trilogy around the house?

Isn’t it polite to ask to be excused after a pants-soiling movie-trailer-viewing experience?

You don’t have the THX DVDs?

[edit] I assumed you were speaking of the movies originally released prior to 1990, right?

Machete Order?

Would that even be possible with a VCR?

On VHS?! Can’t you at least watch it on Laserdisc?

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