I know I don’t show my face, but why can’t it be me?
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Always a bridesmaid, never the lovely dancer in a pink satin gown?
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Red heads can’t wear pink can they?
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You lost your “third female dancer in the pink animated gif” badge?
Why did I think that was irrevocable?
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But can’t they wear marvelous pine-green sweaters?
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Can you even guess how many green sweaters I had a child growing up?
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I read your posts you magnificent bastard?
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Is that really a question?
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I think it works, besides isn’t it awesome to work in a reference to Patton and MST3K at the same time?
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Dance party?
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Why not?
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O HAI GUYS.
Fuck me that was a lot of scrolling. I feel like Andy Dufresne.
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Is that a question? Cuz I think it needs to be a question, but I’m not sure?
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What is, “I feel like Andy Dufresne.”?
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Who is Andy Dufresne? I feel like I should know but I don’t and I don’t want to google; can you give me a hint?
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What if I said you’d be offered a kind of Redemption, would that help?
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I don’t think so? I didn’t see Shawshank but I think I read the Stephen King book Different Seasons… or did I?
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If you do wish to see the movie, would you be so kind as to take the standard Frank-Darabont-film precaution AND TURN IT OFF FIVE MINUTES BEFORE THE END? (So you can see a really good movie, instead of a movie with a stupid, horrible, no-good very bad ending.)
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