Don’t you mean to say that we’re two thirds of the way there already and there’s no sense in turning back now?
If I had meant “let’s show those numerist bastards how its really done” wouldn’t I have said so?
Isn’t it optimistic to think that no matter how distasteful the weather, it won’t last long?
Do you think we have a virtual bartender? Wait, what’s a jinnentonic? Are you drunk?
I’d say so, wouldn’t you?
Aren’t I lucky to have the circumstances to say yes?
Why can’t I like any posts unless someone else likes them first?
Huh, maybe I need to log out and see if that fixes it?
Wait, this isn’t common knowledge or common core? http://hitchhikersguidequotes.tumblr.com/post/17319713714/it-is-a-curious-fact-and-one-to-which-no-one
Am I suffering from the effects of a pan galactic gargle blaster? How did I miss that reference? Maybe I forgot the alternate spelling?
Here, have a twenty kelvin gyn’ian’phonic
Have my friends mentioned I am a maddening, reclusive wordsmythe?
Is it getting better?
Or do you feel the same?
Did you think we’d be easier on you now,
since we’re playing the next game?
You say…
One car?
One life?
How many zombies come
In the night?
This rocket?
We ought to share it?
Will it leave this planet if we
Got the codes for it?
Did we disappoint you?
Or leave a bad taste in your mouth?
You act like you never ran a game,
And you wanted us to go without?
Well it’s…
Too late?
Tonight?
Do you remember, the Cygnus Flight?
It’s gone, and are we the same?
Must we still
Heckle each other?
Heckle each other?
When we’re Done…
Have you come here for forgiveness?
Have we come to raise the dead?
Have you come here to play Crafstman
To the Cougars in your shed?
Did we ask too much?
More than a lot?
You gave us fart jokes,
is that all we got?
We’re done,
But are we the same?
Will we
Hurt each other
Then we’ll do it again?
You say
Where is Samson?
Where’s the porta-potty?
Where’s the basement?
Who stole the porta-potty?
We looked for the ghosts,
But wondered if you got lost?
And yet we were holding on,
For what came next,
When the hell is next?
One love?
Lost blood?
One slice
You gonna eat that? you should
One finger left
on each hand?
Sisters?
Mothers?
One slice
Is there pepperoni left?
We got to
Heckle each other?
Heckle each other.
Isn’t that a bit cold?
Cold in temp, but warm in heart. Wait, was that a question?
Aren’t you owed about 600 Grit for that?
Since I am on a phone I can’t tell, but how big is the json response for this entire thread? How many times do you have to scroll up?
Shouldn’t there just be legions of slow claps, at the very least?
I’m still wondering where @shaddack is tonight, a good dose of science could do us well?