Like the man who rented out those cotton-eating bugs – the lessor of two weevils?
“Hey, @OtherMichael, was this inspired by a real-life event?”
And did that inspiration not inspire me to further heights depths?
Is this how Richard Gere does it?
Will he never, ever live that down?
Seriously, my oven element goes out tonight as I put a hand crafted pizza in it?
(Shakes fist!)
You still have a microwave, right?
Did you ever buy a frozen pizza from the store when at an extended stay hotel on business, forgetting that you didn’t have a hob in your room, and try microwaving it, then on realizing that really wasn’t going to work, end up frying it?
how can those bunnies have such perfect widdle EYESSSSSSSS???
How can any of us like that comment/question? Who puts homecrafted pizza in a microwave?
@japhroaig if he’s not on a raw-foods diet?
Well, can’t @japhroaig throw together a brick oven real fast? Didn’t Alton Brown give a thing about that on an episode of good eats once? I mean, isn’t he out of the west coast? Doesn’t he have more time before bed?
… Well yes, didn’t I just make Naan with chutney (and cheese) instead?
Did any of y’all take the XKCD survey?
Did it just kick me out during the “fill this box with random characters part”?
Should I?
Should I have taken it before, of after, I heard about it from you?
(because I took it after)
But wasn’t that the best part?!?
Why can’t I remember the key combination it choked on? (Just call me Tropo, the human fuzzer?)
While I pride myself on knowledge of English, in the xkcd survey didn’t I realize I don’t know more than half of those words?