Did you ever want to play questions?

I did not, but didn’t everyone who did say how good they were? Wasn’t I trying to eat healthily?

Have you ever found that drunkenly shouting at security to tell you what’s going on was a productive exercise?

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Just got back from a show and don’t I think we have a few new superfans? Isn’t getting people spontaneously up and dancing the best feeling in the world?

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Are they your Mel?

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What should I eat at the fair today - blooming onion or fried cheese-curds?

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Can I present an alternative viewpoint to you, and mention that we oldie oldsters didn’t have to do as many group projects in college back when dinosaurs roamed the Earth, and that meant we started our careers without a valuable skill that comes into play EVERY.SINGLE.DAY in virtually any job?

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Hopefully not?

(But then, I don’t want to cast aspersions on anyone else’s sexual preferences.)

In addition to basic good manners, and not wanting to fall into a toilet in the middle of the night, isn’t an open toilet seat also a problem when your dog is big enough to consider it a water bowl, and likes to lick people too?

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What’s your cut-off?

For me, if it’s not work-related, and a drive of 7 hours or less, why put up with airports, especially since you’ve even got your car instead of a rental when you get there?

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Isn’t it!!! (Congrats!!!)

Whynotboth.gif?
(Curds)

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Why not have both?

(Duh! Ask a hard one, next time.)

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fistbump?

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Depends really. How far, whats inbetween? Have I been through that part of the US/Canada before? So isn’t sometimes worth and extra day of travel just to have a look at things like Dinosaur Park?

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Anyone else have such close friends that they call you at 6:30pm to say they had ordered what they knew you’d like from the restaurant, and were thinking about the other guests who hadn’t gotten there yet, and that made them realize that they totally forgot to officially invite you to the dinner party? Like, you’re such a member of the family (they even said that, about 3 bottles of wine into the evening) that they forgot you don’t actually live with them so you have to be called or texted to know to come over?

Wasn’t the food meh, but the company spectacular? And wasn’t it nice to join the doggie walk through the park at the end of the party (midnight, if anyone’s keeping score) as a way to cap off the evening?

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Well, I gotta say, isn’t this group project preparing me for a management position, in which I will know when I should fire someone for poor performance?

Also known as: jeez louise, shouldn’t someone who is a junior at a state university be able to think up a solid reason for not doing his tiny portion of the initial bit of a project? Doesn’t this kid know that giving three different laughably-bad excuses for not doing the work (all the while, not making eye contact) is not a good way to start out? Wouldn’t his best option been to just say “sorry, I slacked off, won’t happen again”?

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Don’t good friends make all the other bullshit worth it?

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Isn’t it a fair? Why not have both?

Isn’t the motto for the rat pack I run with, “good friends, better enemies”?

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Band had a gig last night, and you still get up earlier than me?

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