Can I join the party but only eat the pickle and cheddar?
(Please, have my share of Spam!)
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Only if itās a slab oā chedder!.. Do you have a slab oā chedder?
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beg pardon thereā¦ misremembered, but aint it nice?
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Did the curtains in my pool room really just fall right off the damn wall?
Is it time for better sheetrock fasteners?
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While I understand spam in Hawaiian sushi, do you mind if I take a pass on it anyway? Isnāt poke much more up my alley? Could I tell you a story about spam, wild boar, and boy scouts, that would make you think I was a mean SOB at the age of 11?
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Werenāt we all at that age? Didnāt I have a close buddy get the third degree (at his Eagle Interview! Another timeā¦) for some stupid thing he did when he was just a stupid little turd?
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Isnāt it great when we grow out of it? Couldnāt I go on about Mormons gone bad as well?
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COULDNāT WE BOTHā¦?
Oh mymymy. I sure was a naive little scrub. Did I learn? The hard way?
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On a Barbie-doll-pink plate?? Arenāt the meat and the plate a bit matchy-matchy?
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āPool-roomā as in āfelted tableā, or āpool-roomā as in ābody of waterā ?
#onePercenterProblems
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Why not bā¦ hmmm, couldnāt that be problematic?
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and @miasm
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Are you fishing for a reaction?
ahem
Hereās your hat; whatās your hurry?
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hurry? Aināt I just puttin on me waterproofs for a game of pool?
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Why have I been rewriting the same two paragraphs (or mostly the same one paragraph) for the last 2 hours?
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Not good enough for your parents?
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Bad parenting?
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Bad parroting?
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