Did you ever want to play questions?

Do we really want a beer that tastes like peanut butter cups? Can’t we just infuse cheap vodka, instead?

(Lo! These many moons ago (cc. 1986), I had a chocolate cheese. It was cheese. That tasted exactly like chocolate. With the grainy cheese-texture of cheddar. It was a dreadful dissonance.)

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I could probably have had better, but the ones I had were pretty good? Didn’t they do the job?

Am I the only one that thought that the Voodoo Chocolate Donut beer was a great let-down?

Perhaps I can only be satisfied by stouts or sours?

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Would you believe I’ve never had a chocolate beer? Shouldn’t I at least give one a whirl?

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What about a chocolate stout?

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Omg, aren’t they amongst the best? Is there any doubt that Chocolate/coffee (imperial) stouts are the nectar of the gods, spoken of in ancient hermetic Egyptian papyri?

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http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/mikkeller-beer-geek-brunch-weasel/97034/

Divine, but can’t we do just as good for the price?

Won’t I see if I can find that (a chocolate/coffee imperial stout)? Why would I try the civet-droppings beer? Why would ANYONE drink the civet droppings beer?

why do I keep spelling beer bear?

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Y’all thought I forgot, right?

Well I communed with the faithful today. Your questions answered after the break.

Do you know what @daneel would have to say already?

-She knows, but the value of the question is in the asking.

Six pack/loaf of bread after church? Artichoke or French Onion?

-She’s not going that way back, and she doesn’t even know when she’ll see you again.

Cross-bracing or good enough?

-There is a voice beyond Jebus telling which way to go here. Trust it.

What would you ask yourself?

-When all is known, a new question is not a statement of the unknown but a new creation. (Cryptic much?)

Why mosquitoes?

-She says you like mosquitoes way better than the other stuff she got rid of.

Why no dragons or giant eagles?

-They were here, but you missed that showing. Fossils are reruns.

Gonna read that one verbatim and wait for an answer…

-The lever is an abstraction. You should find peace in your heart that it will fail if the gods disagree enough to act.

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It’s ridiculously faithful to its name, innit? So yeah, like a beer made of peanut butter cups, which is crazy, right? Ain’t it worth a try, despite its high-ish price tag?

Isn’t life too short for crappy beers?

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Didn’t I have a Christmas Pudding real ale once? Didn’t that also taste like the real stuff?

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Should I give this a pass without a Donald, despite the answers, because frankly, where else are you going to post it?

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Is it the same magic they put into those jelly beans that taste like whatever they are named for?

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Also didn’t it originate here?

Didn’t that factor into the “where else”?

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Don’t we have an answers thread?

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Did I not make it clear those aren’t actual “answers”?

For, like, legal reasons?

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Why did I drink so much last night…?

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Because you have enough self control to not have drunk too much?

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