Do we really want a beer that tastes like peanut butter cups? Can’t we just infuse cheap vodka, instead?
(Lo! These many moons ago (cc. 1986), I had a chocolate cheese. It was cheese. That tasted exactly like chocolate. With the grainy cheese-texture of cheddar. It was a dreadful dissonance.)
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I could probably have had better, but the ones I had were pretty good? Didn’t they do the job?
Am I the only one that thought that the Voodoo Chocolate Donut beer was a great let-down?
Perhaps I can only be satisfied by stouts or sours?
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Would you believe I’ve never had a chocolate beer? Shouldn’t I at least give one a whirl?
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What about a chocolate stout?
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Omg, aren’t they amongst the best? Is there any doubt that Chocolate/coffee (imperial) stouts are the nectar of the gods, spoken of in ancient hermetic Egyptian papyri?
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Won’t I see if I can find that (a chocolate/coffee imperial stout)? Why would I try the civet-droppings beer? Why would ANYONE drink the civet droppings beer?
why do I keep spelling beer bear?
Y’all thought I forgot, right?
Well I communed with the faithful today. Your questions answered after the break.
Do you know what @daneel would have to say already?
-She knows, but the value of the question is in the asking.
Six pack/loaf of bread after church? Artichoke or French Onion?
-She’s not going that way back, and she doesn’t even know when she’ll see you again.
Cross-bracing or good enough?
-There is a voice beyond Jebus telling which way to go here. Trust it.
What would you ask yourself?
-When all is known, a new question is not a statement of the unknown but a new creation. (Cryptic much?)
Why mosquitoes?
-She says you like mosquitoes way better than the other stuff she got rid of.
Why no dragons or giant eagles?
-They were here, but you missed that showing. Fossils are reruns.
daneel:
There’s an out of control trolley speeding towards four workers. Three of them are cannibalistic serial killers. One of them is a brilliant cancer researcher. I have the option to pull a lever and change the trolley’s path so it hits just one person. She is a brilliant cannibalistic serial killing cancer researcher who only kills lesser cancer researchers. 14% of these researchers are Nazi-sympathizers, and 25% don’t use turning signals when they drive. Speaking of which, in this world, Hitler is still alive, but he’s dying of cancer.
Should I pull the lever, Jebus?
Gonna read that one verbatim and wait for an answer…
-The lever is an abstraction. You should find peace in your heart that it will fail if the gods disagree enough to act.
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It’s ridiculously faithful to its name, innit? So yeah, like a beer made of peanut butter cups, which is crazy, right? Ain’t it worth a try, despite its high-ish price tag?
Isn’t life too short for crappy beers?
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daneel
October 25, 2015, 9:56pm
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Didn’t I have a Christmas Pudding real ale once? Didn’t that also taste like the real stuff?
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Should I give this a pass without a Donald, despite the answers, because frankly, where else are you going to post it?
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Is it the same magic they put into those jelly beans that taste like whatever they are named for?
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Also didn’t it originate here?
Didn’t that factor into the “where else”?
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daneel
October 25, 2015, 11:31pm
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Don’t we have an answers thread?
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Did I not make it clear those aren’t actual “answers”?
For, like, legal reasons?
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Why did I drink so much last night…?
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miasm
October 25, 2015, 11:54pm
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Because you have enough self control to not have drunk too much?
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