Are there tee-shirts? I’m totally down with your team, shirts or not.
Why not, who doesn’t like tshirts?
You got a team name? I feel like we need a catchy name.
What? Team “Needing scans once a year forever” isn’t catchy enough for you?
I was thinking something that would make people envious? “I Survived Some Serious Shit,” for example, is going to make people want to talk. “Known Inside and Out”?
Is there a newsletter to subscribe to?
Not yet, how much would you pay for such a thing?
Trade prescription medication?
Aren’t you aware that they gave me an armful last week I didn’t necessarily want?
Wouldn’t that suggest trading them would be a good idea?
Oh, you didn’t understand that you were trading us medications in order to get our ISSSS newsletter?
So we’re not going to be inheriting your lenses any time soon?
That depends on if you’re going to recommend I drink green tea as a substitute for actual medicine, doesn’t it?
Is anyone else sick of the ‘here’s how Jeremy Corbyn didn’t kowtow appropriately today’ stories?
Which are worse? The completely made-up ones about whether he bowed appropriately at the ceno, or the ones like today’s, when lots of other people have refused to bow to the queen and didn’t get shit about it?
Don’t we need t-shirts with a check-off list of things that have already occurred and those that will still need to be done in future?
For example, the first time your onco appointments go to 2 weeks, then 4, then every 3 months, then every 6 months, then every year (or so I’m told…not there yet).
Does my t-shirt HAVE to be pink? I like pink, but it’s frustrating that girl=pink for cancer too.
Fuck Cancer?
How’s about this for rules regarding shirt colors: "get what you what "? Because you already dealt with enough stuff and girls don’t equal pink you get to make your own rules, right?
Ice cream for dinner!
Does it really matter, since both do the job of distracting from what Corbyn actually says and does? And isn’t the Guardian’s lack of attention to the latter also disappointing? Who owns that “paper” now anyway?
Isn’t the Guardian held in trust?
(and isn’t it a bit of an establishment, patronizing metropolitan liberal paper? Hasn’t it always been hostile to real labour movements - although not in comparison to papers like the Torygraph?)
Level one: you are no longer obligated to call them oncologists. You may now call them Oinkydocs.