Do we even care anymore, nearly 14000 questions in? Shouldn’t we? Isn’t that a nice angle on that gif?
Don’t we have standards?
Do we? Shouldn’t this be one of them, always asking questions in the question thread?
Who are you, @othermichael?
Is this thread ISO9000 compliant?
How could I be @OtherMichael, when I have no idea what ISO9000 compliant even means?
Have you tried asking @Missy_Pants?
Doesn’t she like QA?
Isn’t @OtherMichael actually rather loose with the rules, with the parenthetical statements and what not?
Don’t I though? Its just means you have a documented plan in place, thats it. And you get audited every other year or more or less. Documentation man. Paper runs the world don’t it?
It isn’t about shoehorning what you already do into this year’s exciting new process, until QA go away and leave you alone for another year?
Your development cycles are that long? Do you not scrum?
It could be? Depends on how good/bad your QA department is doesn’t it?
(When I started in QA it took me over a year to undo all the ill-will my boss had created. After that first year everyone loved QA, they would call QA to come fix things, would come to us with problems that we would solve together, it was a lovely 6 months. Then my boss realized no one was “afraid” of him anymore and tried to fire me. Good times! Some people are really bad with even a little “power”.)
Why do people complain so, when it could have been so much fun?
Ummmmmm, hell yeah? Where are you?
Roughly halfway between you and @OtherMichael?
Well, that’s not terribly convenient, is it? And darn it, don’t those taster glasses look like they’re filled with good stuff?
(Only if you want, and care.)
Do you want that?
(Always, but I’am gone with per accident inviting myself. ;))
Always, but I 'm invited?
Aren’t you making Donald very sad by not conforming to the dictates of the thread?
Oh, probably, really sorry for that. Poor Donald. Enlighten me please. But at first, I will re read the question. English is not my native language, if not everybody has noticed that, haha.