If you aren’t making the rules, who is?
This isn’t some awful kind of autonomous collective, is it?
Wasn’t there indeed questioning text there prior to the parenthetical, if only in a temporal sense?
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You guys know to come over and find me back in my bed under the covers when things like this happen, right?
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Anybody else need a unicorn chaser today?
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You’re referring to the parentheses? (I should apologize.)
#Yo @slybevel !!!
In SLC for a few minutes, can you feel my dark shadow pass over your state?
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Wasn’t there a disturbance in the Force? As if…ah, bag it?
Welcome to flyover country! Next time stop in if you can?
(Srsly, you and my other friends here would be welcome, if you need a place in The Valley for a bit.)
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Have we gotten so lax we didn’t notice post 1400?
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Should we make it a double?
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Don’t I fucking wish?
Can I admit to loving flying into slc? That lake you got and those mountains, aren’t they gorgeous?
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Want to miss your next flight? Maybe it’s not too late?
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Anyone following the death of the Labour Party tonight?
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Wut?
You didn’t see this yet?
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I’m coming out to SLC in mid-March, have you heard?!
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And will this be another one of your 23-hour “mystery” visits where you claim you don’t have time for anything but work, lavish dinners, and pub crawls featuring exotic beers?
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Boy, wouldn’t that be great? Theatre conference and hopefully some Arches by night.
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If I told you that I commissioned a product review in the style of Michael Borys, would you believe me?
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Can I get another unicorn chaser over here?
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