Did you ever want to play questions?

Good?

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Well, ain’t that somethin’?

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How about a video unicorn chaser?

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???

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Can I drunkenly, platonically, express my admiration for you?

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Why not?

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Will it be breathless in it’s amazement at the fact that this product even exists? Will passerby be amazed at the product’s usefulness and amazing abilities that will make their lives ceaselessly better?

Seriously, I cannot stand those “reviews,” I’ve started skipping anything with that little round circle logo as the author.

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How can you NOT like them? Aren’t they the best writing on this blog? Isn’t all entertainment commerical – isn’t it selling the concept of entertainment? So how is this different?

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Because in the cases where I have used the same products I’ve come to the conclusion that they are not worth the money in the end? The Lumio I am especially appalled by, given its innovative concept but poor execution for longer term use, it literally falls apart.

Every word written reminds me of something I’d hear from on Mr. Show’s “Thrilling Miracles,” is it not the same for everyone else?

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Where’s my Superpan?

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How often are you broasting these days?

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Darn, wasn’t I was hoping that was a coffee cup, not a shot glass? Wasn’t the result of Googling “magical unicorn poop” somewhat different than my expectations? Is this conference call I am chained to ever going to end?

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You drink chasers out of coffee cups?

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Aren’t shot glasses too small for my required daily dose of magical unicorn shit?

[Edit: ah, fuck me? Do I need another Greasemonkey script for this?]

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Anyone amused by the mask slipping (again) from Farage and UKIP complaining that they can’t win by-elections because British Asians won’t vote for them? (I wonder why not?)

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Isn’t that proof that British Asians are racist against UKIP!?!?

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Is @beschizza going to get a copy of this?

http://readonlymemory.vg/shop/book/britsoft-an-oral-history/

Doesn’t it look great?

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Ooooh, wouldn’t be great in a stocking or shoe, under a tree, or near a pole?