Good?
Well, ainât that somethinâ?
How about a video unicorn chaser?
???
Can I drunkenly, platonically, express my admiration for you?
Why not?
Will it be breathless in itâs amazement at the fact that this product even exists? Will passerby be amazed at the productâs usefulness and amazing abilities that will make their lives ceaselessly better?
Seriously, I cannot stand those âreviews,â Iâve started skipping anything with that little round circle logo as the author.
How can you NOT like them? Arenât they the best writing on this blog? Isnât all entertainment commerical â isnât it selling the concept of entertainment? So how is this different?
Because in the cases where I have used the same products Iâve come to the conclusion that they are not worth the money in the end? The Lumio I am especially appalled by, given its innovative concept but poor execution for longer term use, it literally falls apart.
Every word written reminds me of something Iâd hear from on Mr. Showâs âThrilling Miracles,â is it not the same for everyone else?
Whereâs my Superpan?
How often are you broasting these days?
Darn, wasnât I was hoping that was a coffee cup, not a shot glass? Wasnât the result of Googling âmagical unicorn poopâ somewhat different than my expectations? Is this conference call I am chained to ever going to end?
You drink chasers out of coffee cups?
Arenât shot glasses too small for my required daily dose of magical unicorn shit?
[Edit: ah, fuck me? Do I need another Greasemonkey script for this?]
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Anyone amused by the mask slipping (again) from Farage and UKIP complaining that they canât win by-elections because British Asians wonât vote for them? (I wonder why not?)
Isnât that proof that British Asians are racist against UKIP!?!?
Is @beschizza going to get a copy of this?
http://readonlymemory.vg/shop/book/britsoft-an-oral-history/
Doesnât it look great?
Ooooh, wouldnât be great in a stocking or shoe, under a tree, or near a pole?