Don’t I wish I could say more? Aren’t you all a good bunch of surrogate friends though?
Does this help?
Can I say yes, and just leave it at that? Yes, thank you, you have no idea, but you are pretty damn awesome?
Will you be breaking DRM to do so?
WTF would that matter? (You don’t own a company with offices in Marshall Texas do you?)
ETA: much sarcasm, so noise. self indulgence, etc…
Paging Captain Philips?
You rang?
Can I just tell you guys that last week was tough? And blame that on my half-assery around here?
And apologize for the run of Princess Bride stuff last night? Did I miss anything?
Are you and I going to need to fight over self pity?
Is it more piteous to just let you win?
I’m just tired. I should be happy today but I’m not.
Can I bet five thousand quatloos on the newcomer?
Aren’t I predictable that way?
(Ok @OtherMichael, do the rules require me to throw a Donald? What are the regulations? Do offenders {like non-Donalding bastards like me} become dragon chow?)
You are a curious one, aren’t you?
Wasn’t that so 2013 for me?
Did Sleater-Kinney totally nail their cover of Rock Lobster?
Why do I have to be out of likes now?