Didn’t one of my daughters once laugh so hard she puked? (at the dinner table, no less!)
Didn’t I recently learn that my dad has a copy of that first British edition? Isn’t this a small world?
I visited her house once, does that count? She was besties with Mark Twain and they lived next door to each other in Connecticut.
Why is everybody having so much more fun over in the lounge?
Is this thread dead?
Are the [wedding bells] breaking up this old gang of mine?
How could it die? Ain’t we postin’ here now?
Ever get whacked in the face with a bungee cord, and feel grateful that your glasses were there to keep the hook on the end from hitting your eye?
Dead at 14k? Can you call me when it’s dead at 140k?
You know if this thread ever goes silent I’ll bot it to see if I can wrap a database index key, right?
Ever had a dog lovingly try to give you a kiss on the face but instead breaks your glasses in half?
Dang, that dog doesn’t know its own strength, does it?
How crazy is it that my glasses didn’t even get scratched this morning (and they got smacked pretty hard, too)?
Well, doesn’t that freshen the place up?
Hee, didn’t I see what you did there? Clever!
Ask not for whom the wedding bell tolls?
10:1 odds Michael starts a poll to ban hammer me?
Not me, I fell out of Regularity with having a life and stuff and never made it back.
Would you like a good Donalding?
Wouldn’t everyone?
Wait, what? Is this a literal or figurative reference?
Wait, who is getting married!?
#Should I wear a top hat?!?
######Is it rude that I just invited myself?
Would you believe MrsTobinL and I dressed up in Halloween costumes for a wedding once?