can we have milliner as a new title? (i assume it was for the lady friend, otherwise you’d be mad as a hatter (but at least you don’t make socks, otherwise the habidashers may want to know your location))
Has anyone ever changed the title of this topic?
*actually looks…
… why has no one other than @OtherMichael ever changed the title of this topic?
What would you propose? Isn’t it’s simplicity its brilliance?
Did I get the it’s and its right in that last sentence?
Why won’t my children sleep? It’s ten pm. Jerks.
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Sorry… wasn’t that my answer as to why it hasn’t been changed?
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Because that would be… rude?
Socks … or sock monkeys?!? o_O
Don’t I make those, too? Except I would never make a sock monkey out of a pair of hand-knit socks, now would I?
How about hand knitted sock monkey socks? So you can have a monkey on your feet all day?
Isn’t that begging the question?
Well, it’s a lady’s drink and a boy’s drink… isn’t that why I said what I said?
Might you make a $98 artisanal sock monkey out of hand-knit socks?
If you have the socks and the $98, wouldn’t I be happy to take your order?
{I don’t think I’d ever be able to take a pair of scissors to a pair of hand-made-by-me socks. I think it would make me cry. Especially with how long it’s taking me to knit the pair I have on needles right now. Yikes.}
Did I stumble upon a sinister publication from what appears to be the bee-mens’ publishing house?
Isn’t this curious?
Lost Sir Massingberd is available on Gutenberg.org, but not the above.
This appears to have been published by S.O. Beeton, or those that purchased his firm
Are you interested to learn that I have access to the whole thing?
Isn’t this pretty cool?
Am I sure or not if I’m allowed to share these, now that I think about it?
While the texts are public domain, I’m guessing the images are not?
If you feel uncomfortable saying so publicly, would you be willing to PM me how you have access to these fascinating tomes?
Perhaps he found them on the porch of a Utah house?