I promise no real spoilers, and can I say that if you are a fan GO SEE THIS ASAP!?
Canāt you just stay off the internet for a month or so?
What and lose my regular status?
Itās kind of what Iām doing, isnāt just the easiest way?
Wouldnāt it be easier for me if everyone who has seen it stays off instead?
So I slept in the street for Episode I and was pretty disappointed Iād done so, right? Episode II came out and while I saw it opening night, was much more passive, someone else got tickets and did all the work. Episode III I literally waited a month and I think the phrase I used was āwell, should we go and get it over with?ā
This one Iām trying to savor, trying not to have any prior knowledge, no trailers, no idea who any of the characters are, right? I didnāt start out that way, as I saw the first trailer, but I realized that there was a chance to see something that I could really like and I wanted to be surprised, I wanted to let them tell the story without getting ahead, sort of like 1977?
But, with kids and people literally travelling to New York to see this opening night, tickets around here are scarce and weāre trying to fit something in next week maybe? So Iāll likely be taking a self imposed internet vacation (already happened on FB two days ago) as I canāt expect everyone to cater to my whims, can I?
So, while I am planning on seeing it ASAP, I have to apologize my AP isnāt AS as Iād like, just donāt have anyone here take it personal if Iām not around, okay?
Yes, but all theyāre going to do is go out in the real world and let you overhear them in a bar or something, dontchakno?
While it is a great return to the series, at least I will not post any spoilers here on the BBS till most of us have gone out to see it. I mean I may be evil but that is like eating kittens evil and that is wrong, isnāt it?
You think I go out in real life?
We were planning to wait for Jrās birthday, because I donāt want to take him when the cinema will be packed, but perhaps I should see it first to make sure itās appropriate, donāt you think?
Anything has to be better than the Little Golden Book versions of the films, right? Why does he always (and I mean always) want to read AotC? (with TPM to follow)
Wha-wha-whaat? They made those? What a way to ruin the good name of LGBā¦
This doesnāt look good?
Isnāt that typo in the second sentence after āA long time agoā¦ā a great start?
Why does my mouth taste like vomit?
Can you stop already with #wookieLeaks
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Thatās preferable to an NJ scan, right?
Is that better or worse than my girlfriend-at-the-time who kept her kids out of school, because of the whole heroās journey schtick that Lucas claimed influenced the first three?
So, should I mess with my IRL friends with fake star wars spoilers?
(Lens Flare, all the way downā¦)
An all CGI all GunGan cast of awfulness?
Ooh, is kylo Ren Jar Jar Binks?
What? What does Campbellās Heroes Journey have anything to do with keeping kids out of school? Like, homeschooled?
What?
Didnāt she say that the first 3 films were such examplars of the heroās journey, that keeping her kids out of school the day the movie opened so they could go see the movie on the day it opened instead of being in school (and going to it in the evening*) would be a better lesson that anything they could learn in school?
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which wouldnāt be as educational?
(I hope somebody learned a lesson that day.)