Do you think he understands the vast, terrible repercussions of breaking our one, solemn rule?
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Why did my cousin recommend the following beer to me? Why did she say the heavens opened and the angels sang? And why did I spend a great deal of time and trouble to track down two bottles of the stuff (at just under $20/bottle) only to find out it tastes like rubbing alcohol? Anyone want my other bottle?
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Shouldnāt you stick with Pipeworks?
Canāt I relate? Iām down in Phoenix for two years earlier this decade, and I spy my favorite brew after Sooo long, and the damn thing tasted like a skunks butt? Arenāt I glad I didnāt buy a case to give to my friends like I was planning?
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And why-oh-why has my HS senior decided thereās no particular rush to finishing her other college application essays, now that sheās gotten into one of the best schools in the country?
Why are we not yet getting on a plane to join our friends (and my youngest daughter) on the beach? Has anyone seen how miserably dark and wet the weather is around here right now? Why am I here instead of snorkeling?
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Whatās Pipeworks?
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Shouldnāt you just give it away to her? By throwing it at her?
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How does that happen? Bad batch? Sat in the sun or the warehouse too long?
(In this case, itās a beer made only at Christmastime, so there hasnāt been much time to mess it up.)
Sitting in a warehouse at 140f for a month or two perhaps? (UV can cause skunked flavors as well)
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IŠ¼ŠæŠµŃŠ°ŃŠ¾ŃŃŠŗŠ¾Šµ Š ŃŃŃŠŗŠ¾Šµ ŠŠ»Šµ?
Oh, do I remember?
And am I still dead nervous about it?
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Donāt listen to her New Guy!.. there exist factions who donāt believe in the bracket rule!.. donāt go over to the dark side!.. instead use run on ellipses and end the speech act with a questionā¦ do you know what I meeean!?
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Jesus the Father, or Jesus the Sun?
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Isnāt it Jesus the White Bloke from Oxford?
Didnāt her father (my uncle) just die this past week, so instead of celebrating together as an extended family as we usually do, we spent several days in a row at his wake, funeral mass, etc.? Wouldnāt it be a little uncouth to throw beer at my grieving cousin? Especially with Catholic priests around who would probably consider that kind of waste to be a mortal sin?
(Not having been raised Catholic myself, I may have the level of sin wrong, but Iām sure beer and priests go together, at least from what Iāve seen.)
(He had been very ill for 5 years, and was at the point where his death was a welcome release from pain and suffering. Stillā¦good man, good husband and father, so itās a loss for everyone concerned.)
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Is that a new Donald!?
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Why does Google Translate think thatās in Ukrainian instead of Russian?
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Not sure?
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