Who has time for smiles when you’re busy saving the Ark?
“Have you tried this one weird trick to avoid being Donalded?”
Don’t Donalds hate it?
You can check out any time you like but you can never leave? Welcome to the BBS California?
Do you have to?
Does who have to? Why would I play the Eagles?
Why would anyone???
Didn’t I know someone at Uni who destroyed his copy of their album after he heard the urban myth about playing it backwards and hearing the devil worshipping stuff?
Is there an urban myth about all rock bands from the 60s and 70s? What about the bands that have “devil worshiping stuff” when you play it forwards?
Are ‘Chicago Police’ the new Florida Man?
Will I be able to read all those Star Wars threads I’ve been avoiding later today?
Did you get good seats?
Doesn’t that depend on when we get there?
Weren’t reserved seats only available for the 3D IMAX showing, and don’t I hate 3D and resent the doubling of the price?
Wouldn’t I only go see a 3D film again if it was cheaper than the 2D one?
Did you here that in the middle of BB8’s ball is the flash frozen head of Lucas?
Isn’t it great to be a glasses wearer and be drug to a 3d movie? During the hobbit didn’t I just say Eff It and watched the damn 3d thing without the polarized glasses?
That’s just great, isn’t?
Does anybody know, if keeping the wood-stoves burning, *, is historical a woman’s task?
- And do I mean broad, take care there is wood, cutting (*), putting the fire on, taking care of it during the day?
(*) Oh, do I love my chainsaw.
Btw, just a joyful question, am I really not about that woman, male tasks thingie?
The cinema is…deserted?
Gas or electric chain saw? Don’t I adore my tiny little electric dude?
Do I have both? And indeed, is the little electric not a sweet one you can even use indoors?
Wanna come show some love to the non native laruels in my back yard?