Did you ever want to play questions?

How many times in a day can a babby vomit? (Counting dry heaves when his tiny babby belly has been emptied completely.)

:crying_cat_face_classic:

(It’s a plague house; I had a cold all week, thought I was going to vomit between 3 and 4am, and slept fitfully until 12:30. Monkey vomited in the middle of Thursday night, and Mommy is currently down for the count with no appetite. Yaaaay!)

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Did you know that “Hurdye-Gurdye Man”, the oft-misspelled classic, was written about Chef Paul Prudhomme?

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42?

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Doesn’t it look like frostbite?

Don’t I hope my fingers don’t look like that tomorrow? Didn’t it FINALLY snow here, so we’re hoping to go sledding tomorrow? And don’t fingers get cold and wet as a matter of course when sledding is involved?

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Looks like “at least seven times” so far?

And when he’s not vomiting, isn’t he the happiest, tiredest thing?

(Mommy’s got it now, too, and real bad. I got off easy.)

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Is this a good day to stay in?

(Detailed Forecast–Sunday: Sunny and cold, with a high near 0. Wind chill values as low as -27. Northwest wind around 5 mph.)[from National Weather Service.]

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So it’s 54° warmer here? Almost makes waking up to babby-vomit on my wife worthwhile, doesn’t it?

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Have I found my BB twin? And hasn’t my family also avoided the siren call of food processors for generations? But don’t we all have stand mixers? And donot I also have a stupidly expensive stainless steel French mandolin that I’m afraid of and have used twice? AND don’t I have that four sided grater too?

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With apologies: was I inadvertently shouting, a couple of posts above? Shouldn’t I have thought to reduce the zoom to 100% or less before taking that screenshot?

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No going to the Seahawks game?

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Not me, but did you see both teams will be wearing their “special underwear”?

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Like these?

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Do I miss the weather in my hometown St. Louis MO?

(umm nope not at all)

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Have they converted to Mormonism?

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Perhaps more like If-there-is-a-god-please-don’t-let-me-die-on-the-field-of-hypothermia-ism?

But they knew the job was dangerous when they took it, right?

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At least they don’t wear diapers on their heads, right?

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Well, that was never in doubt, was it?

Rhetorical question: why does the entirety of CA smell like weed?

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Do we all have BB twins?

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