Maybe it’s you?
I just checked, it hella ain’t me–does the entire Google, Oracle, and Cisco campus spark up at the same time? (The answer might possibly be Yes, can that be a Team Building exercise?)
Who is yours?
And who is mine?
Would you believe @xeni is my BB twin? (No, you are not obligated to believe that)
I’d assume @awjt, given our similar appearance and sense of style, but I’m not sure if they have the same fear of mandolines, you know?
Is everyone enjoying Ricky Gervais tonight?
Snuff movie?
(why hasn’t anyone put videos of slicing bananas with mandolines on the internet?)
How is this a problem that requires a separate kitchen implement?
Isn’t everyone else too busy helping design gobos for Broadway shows as well? Just me?
Is this from the same company that made the dick chopping chastity belt?
Different divisions, I think?
Didn’t I get mine at 98% off from the BB store?
Do I even have to guess who mine is?
Didn’t you still get ripped off at that price?
Is Jupiter Ascending going to be as bad as I hope? Am I about to find out?
Doesn’t it look gorgeous, though? Isn’t it a whole bunch of beautiful, with crazy-eyes?
Won’t there always be a place in my heart for gloriously silly, widely over ambitious SF films, no matter what a mess they end up being?
And where can I get a pair of those boots?
And didn’t I enjoy it more than Avengers 2 (which I finally got around to yesterday) despite its many, many, faults?
Doesn’t the ending make fuck-all sense?
Wouldn’t you go back to your day job of cleaning bogs and put dealing with that issue of being responsible for global genocide on the back-burner?
What the did I do to my knee yesterday?