Maybe it’s you?
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I just checked, it hella ain’t me–does the entire Google, Oracle, and Cisco campus spark up at the same time? (The answer might possibly be Yes, can that be a Team Building exercise?)
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Who is yours?
And who is mine?
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I’d assume @awjt, given our similar appearance and sense of style, but I’m not sure if they have the same fear of mandolines, you know?
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Is everyone enjoying Ricky Gervais tonight?
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Snuff movie?
(why hasn’t anyone put videos of slicing bananas with mandolines on the internet?)
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How is this a problem that requires a separate kitchen implement?
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Isn’t everyone else too busy helping design gobos for Broadway shows as well? Just me?
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Is this from the same company that made the dick chopping chastity belt?
Different divisions, I think?
Didn’t I get mine at 98% off from the BB store?
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Do I even have to guess who mine is?
Didn’t you still get ripped off at that price?
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Is Jupiter Ascending going to be as bad as I hope? Am I about to find out?
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Doesn’t it look gorgeous, though? Isn’t it a whole bunch of beautiful, with crazy-eyes?
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Won’t there always be a place in my heart for gloriously silly, widely over ambitious SF films, no matter what a mess they end up being?
And where can I get a pair of those boots?
And didn’t I enjoy it more than Avengers 2 (which I finally got around to yesterday) despite its many, many, faults?
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Doesn’t the ending make fuck-all sense?
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Wouldn’t you go back to your day job of cleaning bogs and put dealing with that issue of being responsible for global genocide on the back-burner?
What the 
did I do to my knee yesterday?
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