Like Woody Guthrie?
So⌠Tuesdays?
Maybe more like Crowly from Good Omens perhaps?
"Woody at 100â released on the Tuesday before what would have been Guthrieâs 100th birthday in 2012?
Llewyn Davis?
Does this machine kill Deep-Downers?
No, but did you know if you threaten house plants they grow better?
What happened in here today while I was off working? Geez!
Anyone else tune into the MLS draft to watch your team, which badly needs players, screw up the first pick? Gonnaâ be a long season.
Is there any point, since my team is the Mariners?
Not the Sounders? Talk about a missed opportunity, right?
Wait, is there another Republican debate tonight?
How can that be?
Duh, didnât I misread you?
If weâre talking soccer, isnât my team Leicester City? Although, yeah, go Sounders, eh?
The Rep Debate? Didnât the fun of watching that particular car crash wear off months ago? Doesnât it stop being funny and just get really, really depressing after a while?
Although, didnât Santorum apparently suggest people should google his name today?
Will Bryan Cranstonâs Oscar nod for Trumbo mean @Donald_Petersen scores tickets to any swanky Hollywood Oscar parties?
You donât know?
Radio Four, and thought it was an excellent idea. Although talking is perhaps the wrong word for what Crowley did.
What he did was put the fear of God into them.
More precisely, the fear of Crowley.
In addition to which, every couple of months Crowley would pick out a plant that was growing too slowly, or succumbing to leaf-wilt or browning, or just didnât look quite as good as the others, and he would carry it around to all the other plants. âSay goodbye to your friend,â heâd say to them. "He just couldnât cut it. . . "
Then he would leave the flat with the offending plant, and return an hour or so later with a large, empty flower pot, which he would leave somewhere conspicuously around the flat.
The plants were the most luxurious, verdant, and beautiful in London. Also the most terrified.
Ooh, @Donald_Petersen if you see Jeff Goldblum can you say youâre online friends with someone who is real life friends with Gina Saputo? (Jeff and Gina are buds)
Yeah, arent Gina and I still fist bump buddies?
Isnât that just like West Hollywood?
How the heck do you guys keep up with this? Is it just hard for me because Iâm old?
Is there coffee?
Do they have question marks at the end?