Did you ever want to play questions?

What colour is tap water supposed to be? Do you think this is safe to drink?

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Can you set it on fire?

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Are you in Flint?

Isn’t that what Waco tap water used to look like? Wasn’t the smell even worse than the appearance?

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I don’t think I can set it on fire? I tried with matches but didn’t the water spray just put them out?

@daneel - isn’t it strange there is no smell? But also strange there seems to be a lot of air in the pipes?

And don’t I live in a city currently experiencing a real estate boom along with a boom in building?

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Wasn’t there a death in the family?

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Is that your water? Is it at work? Wouldn’t I not drink that?

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Apparently it was just rust that accumulated over the winter break? Wasn’t the dubious cure “run the water for five minutes”? And won’t I be going all the way to the other side of the building to the water cooler from now on?

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Am I not sorry to hear that?

Are condolences in the form of questions a little insincere sounding?

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How would that be insincere sounding? Do I sound angry now? Why would I be angry?

Is any of this sounding right?

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serious question, what is a cheap ass android phone that is easy to root that i can buy as a burner today?

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How did you keep from screaming?

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The kind of jerk who has those prejudices?

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Do we have any ideas on how to help Snapchat fill this interestingly worded job opening?

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If I were 30 years younger, wouldn’t that be a dream job for me?

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Craigslist, maybe? Anything that is jailbroken and takes a SIM, why even bother rooting a burner? Buy a prepaid TMobile SIM with cash.

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my use case is exceedingly strange, so aren’t i special? :sunglasses:

Craigslist though, right? Cash exchange so the serial is aimed elsewhere in an anonymous exchange, and don’t those guys usually want to move their stock quickly?

depending on what i can beg, steal, or borrow, isn’t that the most solid plan B?

(fucking hell, people are asking me to do impossible shit in impossible time frames. to which i say No, then do them anyway. cause thats how i roll.)

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One of the pre-paids here? (Not the titular item)

Who buys a burner phone at a store with security cameras?

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