Wouldn’t they flee before her if she arrived by black helicopter instead?
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Aren’t there so many possibilities?
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Did you just call me old? Rude!
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Am I gonna have to quote your own words and risk this thread getting deleted in order to defend myself? Or maybe I should just lay low until you forget about this? Is five minutes enough, these days?
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I thought we were just playing around? Apparently I was wrong?
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Are you getting older, meaner, and crankier?
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Aren’t we all?
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Haven’t I been that way all along?
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Aren’t I feeling younger and younger everyday, so long as I can ignore the pain in my knees and force all those pills down my throat?
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You have always been getting older, meaner, and crankier?
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Why aren’t you sharing these magic pills? Do they work on chronic lower back pain?
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Chronic lower back pain, eh? May I suggest a book that helped me immensely?
And it worked? I mean, it can’t be any worse than the many physio/chiro/ostea/rmt appointments I’ve had can it? (and cheaper)
don’t we all? (though the meaner and crankier usually goes away after the morning dose of coffee)
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Oh my, yes, didn’t it help immensely, cutting my sciatica troubles to next to nil?
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Really? Isn’t that interesting?
Its almost as if sitting 9-10 hours a day isn’t good for our back? Who’d have thunk it?
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Didn’t Virginia Woolf have it right?
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Wasn’t I off at funerals this week? Did the fucking mealy mouth preacher manage to get digs in at atheists, catholics, and UNIONS in the eulogy?
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What kind of dick pushes their political agenda at a fucking funeral?
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Well, shouldn’t I be fair? Wasn’t the last one from my aunt, who wrote a statement about my grandfather’s passing? Did anyone else get to say anything, did you ask? Can you guess the answer to that?
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