Which would be…?
Dinosaurs?
Oh, darn, didn’t I forget that part?
I think perhaps you have named the experience I had last night? (I feel great this morning!)
A spider in my ear? Are you trying to make me audibly freak out?
Wasn’t I once reading in bed, and a spider was running over the book and over the bedcovers, and up my body, and onto my head? Didn’t I shake my head forcefully and not see it, so thought it had run off somewhere? (Can’t you guess where this is going?) After some time, wasn’t there a loud rustling in my ear, and didn’t the spider run out and run away? Do you think it had a nice quiet nap meanwhile?
Did my husband say he could see me tense up when that line came?
Shut down this thread? How about…
?!?!?
Do you believe that I never knew that was some sort of goal?
Or that it ever existed? Stupid me isn’t, because I’ve read the ‘sign’ regular at some names, but not thought further?
Did I never thought, oh, I should be that? Did it happen, when I started to talk, is it somehow a nice thing? Do peeps hate me now?
Nope! Nooo, do I agree?
Do you have any idea how it can lift a day?
Isn’t this thread like, everything?
Isn’t it the meta thing? And super strange and lovely?
Yeah, but hadn’t I already achieved that exalted status before I embarked on the insane task of reading it all?
Oh, come on Mindy, can’t a girl dream about having some semblance of control over this thread, let alone anything else in this big ole harsh world?
Control over this thread? What’s that?
Shant??
Shall not?
Please help?