Did you ever want to play questions?

Can I admit to pegging jeans with them, as well as an impromptu piercing or so?

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Can you tell from my recent posts that I am avoiding boring work by perusing my saved images/comics?
Is this what happens when you take @monkeyoh out for ramen?

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Late Stage Capitalism?

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Incredible powers of self-restraint, perhaps?


Why don’t they thank me more often?

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Why doesn’t everyone take me out for ramen and find out?

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Why am I allowed only one like for this?

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Would people have a better opinion of jury duty if it was called Justice Squad? Because I’m all about New Jersey Justice Squad today.

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Am I weird because I’ve never been asked to do jury service and I’d quite like to?

Although isn’t it a moot point since I’m not allowed to right now, even though I might get called up via my driving licence?

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And if you serve on this jury, do you think you can decide The Joker’s guilt or innocence solely upon the evidence presented in this case? Have you or one of your friends or family had prior experiences with The Joker that would make it impossible for you to be fair and impartial? Do you think you could set aside your emotions and bias against The Joker and decide this case based only on the facts presented to you in this courtroom?

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Do you think they’d send you home for wearing a t-shirt that had “New Jersey Justice Squad” printed on it?

Wouldn’t I consider buying a shirt like that?

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Or “Property of Hangem High Athletic Department” ?

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Not really, doesn’t everyone think the courtroom is a fascinating subject, especially when you are neither plaintiff not defendant? Of course, people think I’m a weirdo because I show up and do my best because that’s what is want if I were at one of those tables, so I might be way wrong?

My favorite part is that we’ve been asked three times not to go out and play junior detective by visiting the crime scene or interviewing locals, are there really such people who would do that? Who has the time?

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Does anybody else find this sort of thing interesting?

http://www.pretzelpete.com/the-pretzel-pete-journey-blog/

I found a cheap bag of pretzels at a discount store, and looked up the manufacturer. Small snack company with a blog penned by the founder.

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12 Angry Men with No Lives?

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Well, he stabbed my mom once for asking about his scars and my brother’s hospital was blown up, but would you consider that “knowing him,” your honor? I mean, really knowing him? I don’t even know his favorite band.

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Those guys don’t even make it out of the deliberation from, do they?

I think I’m all about it, but would it require getting called again to find out?

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Isn’t the argument that you’d like it to be a jury of your peers, not just people with nothing else to do, so shouldn’t you try to do it when asked? And it isn’t paid because it’s a civic duty, and a financial incentive to do jury duty would skew the jury?

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Don’t you know I’m getting five bucks to be here? My issue is that my peers in this room with me just aren’t that bright as a society and don’t pay enough attention to the laws to make me feel comfortable in front of them should it ever come to that, you know?

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Have you asked about nullification? Mentioned it to your jury colleagues?

Wouldn’t I be less interested if I wouldn’t be paid my normal salary by my employers when on jury service?

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