Didn’t we put up a cute little sign IN OUR HOME that says “toilette” on the bathroom door, because there are two identical doors right next to each other in the hallway, one of which is a closet and the other a bathroom, and we got tired of people getting confused?
Can you believe DNS, NTP, and DHCP all had to be patched in my home network within the last 10 days? Aren’t I glad I don’t run any of those services on my gateway router?
aren’t I having fun checking servers after the patching tool is done with them tonight? don’t I have to at least stay awake and around for the tool admin in case things go sideways?
Doesn’t it always seem more painful when you have to do it for work? While I could have done my home updates with my morning coffee, don’t work servers always demand updating in off hours? (Barring really nice expensive redundancy built in to the operation.) (Did I just try for the @OtherMichael parenthetical clause?)
Don’t we still do it off hours just to minimise the impact?
And isn’t it nice that I can call it a day off next for the time doing checkouts tonight and tomorrow?
This morning: “Are we going to the bakery*? Mama do you want to bake pannenkoeken instead?”
*Am I glad there is a very good bakery in the village not that far, because I still have no oven over here?
Edit: off course I baked them, not that difficult, he?
…Why?
Isn’t asking that question what started off the big bang?
Wouldn’t that be more like ‘why not?’
Are Rosencrantz and Guildenstern really dead?
How old would they be if they weren’t?
Is it?
Could you please pass the salt?
Isn’t this Gewürztraminer jolly nice?
Why doesn’t he ever answer my emails? Is it the 3,000 word excursions into time cube?
Am I not still waiting for an Infinite Monkey Cage in Seattle? Didn’t Robin Ince tell me they were going to do one? Why did @anon67050589 never tell us what the Chicago show was like?
Did you know that infinite monkeys wouldn’t really be likely to produce much literature of note?
https://web.archive.org/web/20040201230858/http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,58790,00.html
Is it just me who doesn’t like seeing Rory Kinnear in films because they remember his dad Roy? Do I feel old even before my birthday?
How many infinite monkeys?