Did you ever want to play questions?

But where’s the frosting? Are you counting whipped cream?

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Srsly, aren’t nicotine addicts are the worst?

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Is there some way to stop me?

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Can you get some gum, or patches?

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Shouldn’t I have had some lunch by now?

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First lunch, or second lunch?

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Any lunch? Should I go to the Safeway for a sammich?

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A little lunch?

http://www.brownielocks.com/minnesotamanners.html

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Well, aren’t I glad I didn’t pay the extra $35 dollars for a Nordstrom’s Saturday delivery, since it showed up today with the free shipping?

Does this mean I don’t have to worry about getting her a card, now?

Haven’t I been the only one who’s given the spouse a card for the last 5 V-day’s in a row, anyway?

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Could you take her to the movies?

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Are you volunteering to babby-sit?

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Why isn’t this a poll?

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Because then we’d all be jockeying for position?

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Wasn’t I telling, not asking?

Why would you want a pole, anyway?

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Because I really, really, appreciate autocomplete? (That and marzipan? Didn’t I just want an excuse to vote for marzipan?)

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@onemanmob - Do you know how to ask questions?

Or, in case it’s not clear – do you know how to carry on a conversation purely in the form of questions?

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Does this mean you don’t approve of my methods of stupidly being passive agressive?

Can you be passive-aggressive in the form of a question?

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Is this inappropriate: You can always tell a Pole, but you can’t tell 'im much?

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Is it one of those things that I would normally classify as too cloyingly sweet, but really like?
Am I lucky that my body seems to be very efficient at at processing sugar?

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