But where’s the frosting? Are you counting whipped cream?
Srsly, aren’t nicotine addicts are the worst?
Is there some way to stop me?
Can you get some gum, or patches?
Shouldn’t I have had some lunch by now?
First lunch, or second lunch?
Any lunch? Should I go to the Safeway for a sammich?
A little lunch?
Well, aren’t I glad I didn’t pay the extra $35 dollars for a Nordstrom’s Saturday delivery, since it showed up today with the free shipping?
Does this mean I don’t have to worry about getting her a card, now?
Haven’t I been the only one who’s given the spouse a card for the last 5 V-day’s in a row, anyway?
Are you volunteering to babby-sit?
Why isn’t this a poll?
Because then we’d all be jockeying for position?
Because I really, really, appreciate autocomplete? (That and marzipan? Didn’t I just want an excuse to vote for marzipan?)
@onemanmob - Do you know how to ask questions?
Or, in case it’s not clear – do you know how to carry on a conversation purely in the form of questions?
Does this mean you don’t approve of my methods of stupidly being passive agressive?
Can you be passive-aggressive in the form of a question?
Is this inappropriate: You can always tell a Pole, but you can’t tell 'im much?
Is it one of those things that I would normally classify as too cloyingly sweet, but really like?
Am I lucky that my body seems to be very efficient at at processing sugar?