Ever seen this stuff? (You have, haven’t you?)

Ever seen this stuff? (You have, haven’t you?)

You don’t just call that ivy?
What other kinds are there? Poison?
Will it make a groaning noise when I click it?
Do you want to give it a try? Why don’t you press the button?
We can’t go making the regional naming of plantae simple, now can we? And why does Android try to autocorrect plantae, is it not a kingdom?
If plantae is a kingdom, who’s the king?
How do I high-five you in question format?
Seriously, are all threads converging?
Isn’t this the only thread?
What have I been missing? 
Did you know that I have Boston Ivy in my front yard?
Am I the only heathen who enjoys watching (and singing along with) [Jesus Christ Superstar][1]?
Am I going to regret this admission?
[1]: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070239/
Definitely. Especially if you like obscene marionette-puppets singing paens to sodomy.
Also: Lyrical Nitrate.
In addition to a trophy for OtherMichael, a Groan button (with a white raven on it), can Michael and I be charter members of a new Peanut Gallery badge?
Oh, and did my paella the other nice come out too saucy? If there is a solid soccarat is extra liquid bad?
Did it come out too saucy? Why are you asking us? How did it taste?
As a lightly veiled excuse to post another food pic? (Holy batman it was good, the soccarat was just. Right.)