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1726

Trouepheuy?

Treatherstophy?

Trolmondphy?

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1727

Treatherstophy?

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[2]:http://boingboing.net/2012/10/05/talk-sophisticated-with-pronun.html

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1728

Did you all miss me while I was gone? Did you even notice I was not here for several days? Does anyone care I had a prize winning paper?

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1729

Oooooo, congratulations, what was the prize?

1730

I think they imagined I had the best graduate student paper? And Iā€™ll work to publish in their journal, I think?

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1731

Well how cool is that?

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1732

Is it cool to non-academics?

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1733

Will you accept a yes from someone who has been out of school since the 90ā€™s?

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1734

Can you let me accept a yes?

1735

Now Iā€™m wondering, do I have the authority?

1736

The authority to answer for all non-academics everywhere? Why not?

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1737

Do you get tenure now?

1738

Does anyone get tenure any more?

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1739

Isnā€™t that the reason to work in academia?

Or is it the huge salaries?

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1740

Doesnā€™t that depend on the institution?

1741

Maybe the institution of graduate study? Why do ivy leaguers get all the jobs?

1742

Yeah, why is that? Isnā€™t English ivy now banned in most states? (Does that joke even qualify as a groaner?)

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1743

(Wouldnā€™t it be helpful to have a groan button here?)

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1744

English Ivy?

Is this an American thing Brits donā€™t know? Like British Thermal Units?

1745

Isnā€™t this entire thread simply an exercise in silly, amateur comedians who sadistically enjoy each others jokes? Wait, is this observation itself a light exercise in said direction? @anon61221983 where can I get professional help?!