Dietary guidelines do not actually advocate eating children, we hope

Came here to make a similar comment but I was not swift enough,

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Babies as food. So obvious. I’ve not looked lately – are they still mostly Caucasian, or are Infants of Color now available?

BTW the model of the Dutch Boy paint label was an Irish lad. So misleading…

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Jake Gyllenhaal Reaction GIF

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Good to see the USDA finally embracing population control.

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Oh man. I really should have read the whole article before I went food shopping.

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If they are anywhere near as tasty as a mesquite smoked brisket…

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Baby Back Ribs anyone?

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Hansel-and-Gretel-find-the-gingerbread-house

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Please tell me this is real.

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AFIK it’s real. I don’t recall where I got the image, but I’m reasonably sure I lifted it from a BB post 2 or 3 years ago. I’ve done some simple searching of BB, but have had no luck finding it.

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Well, vegetarians eat vegetables, so what are humanitarians supposed to eat but grilled brats?

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Johnathan Swift was ahead of the guidelines. A Modest Proposal - Wikipedia

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Oh, it’s real. Or was real anyway…

From the owner of said plate:

I received a second letter saying that I would then be going into a sort court hearing about it over the phone. There would be me, a DMV representative and a mediator. Long story short I had my ass handed to me and had no defense.

In the end I asked how many people complained and what they complained about exactly, since I was under the impression it was being taken away because of cannibalism concerns. I was told they received something like 4 letters and 7 phone calls. All of them generic “I’m offended and my right to not be offended trumps everything!!!”. The DMV then had a private round table meeting with something like 13 people in the meeting… JUST to discuss my plate.

On their own, they came to the conclusion that my plate advocated oral sex on children, oral fucking sex on underage fucking children!! I was completely shocked and couldnt form a complete sentence afterwords.
I then tried to get the plate “FUVADMV”, but it didnt pass muster.

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(sigh) Rule 34 of the real world I guess: If it exists IRL, someone will see something sexual in it, regardless of the obvious intent of its creator.

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Did you mean to post this in one of the Ted Cruz threads? :wink:

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I use to have a T shirt that said, “I like boys, but I couldn’t eat a whole one.”