Originally published at: Dietary guidelines do not actually advocate eating children, we hope | Boing Boing
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Don’t you ever wonder when you see babies and children in grocery carts?
I do now!
Some tv chefs were way ahead on this development
When I call the offspring down for dinner, I usually yell, “Let’s eat, kiddos!” But sometimes, for fun, I skip the comma.
Youth must be served. Preferably in a garlic butter sauce.
-Master Li Kao
That’s quite a modest proposal
The comment “I love babies but I can never finish a whole one” has earned me a few sour looks.
“… it is not a treatise on serving humanity, but a cookbook.”
Also was made into a Twilight Zone episode.
Also,
Other people: Debating about Oxford commas.
Magazine cover editor: Commas, who needs 'em?!
I think I liked the pleasureful views edward g robinson saw for his last hours in solent green
as an english major let me point out the importance of phrasing and punctuation. really.
In many lands, images on food packages show the contents. All those babyfood jars bear pictures of infants. What should we expect?
I always considered Rachel Ray to be essentially Martha Stewart but 25% less obviously evil
It’s baby food. Like corn meal or Rice Krispies.
So glad to see they’ve finally made these minor adjustments to the food pyramid.