Dietary guidelines do not actually advocate eating children, we hope

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Don’t you ever wonder when you see babies and children in grocery carts? :man_shrugging:

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I do now!

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Some tv chefs were way ahead on this development

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When I call the offspring down for dinner, I usually yell, “Let’s eat, kiddos!” But sometimes, for fun, I skip the comma.

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Youth must be served. Preferably in a garlic butter sauce.

-Master Li Kao

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That’s quite a modest proposal

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Tell it to Saturn.

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The comment “I love babies but I can never finish a whole one” has earned me a few sour looks.

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“… it is not a treatise on serving humanity, but a cookbook.”

Also was made into a Twilight Zone episode.

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Also,
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Other people: Debating about Oxford commas.
Magazine cover editor: Commas, who needs 'em?!

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I think I liked the pleasureful views edward g robinson saw for his last hours in solent green

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as an english major let me point out the importance of phrasing and punctuation. really.

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In many lands, images on food packages show the contents. All those babyfood jars bear pictures of infants. What should we expect?

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I always considered Rachel Ray to be essentially Martha Stewart but 25% less obviously evil

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It’s baby food. Like corn meal or Rice Krispies.

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So glad to see they’ve finally made these minor adjustments to the food pyramid.

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