Why, Amazon, WHY?!?? Why would you send me my 5-pound jar of olives in the same box as the 3 I-paid-extra-for-gift-wrapping items purchased for Mother’s Day if you knew the d**n jar was likely to open in transit soaking everything in an oily brine?!?!?!?
And why is my wife trying to use this as an excuse to open things 2 days early?
(Actually, I’m not suprised at that last bit. I made her promise to to open her presents early, and not to ask the kids for permission since they were technically “from them.”)
