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Dear Google,
What does it mean when acatwalksacrossmykeyboard?
Oh, I see, you don’t know either?

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Aw jeez. Did it have to be eldritch words of power that, when typed, open the gates of hell? Freakin’ cats.

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If you have to ask…

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Nothing too surprising…




Apparently, men are dogs…

Also, nobody is concerned about their wife’s dining habits.

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I’m glad that I don’t have one of those husbands… Especially husband #3 – eats poop and smells feet.





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Is that implying your testicles winter somewhere else?

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Inside.

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smells like maple syrup?

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@SteampunkBanana - the ball is in your court.

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It’s time to get back on that horse.

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Misandry!

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This one is pretty random…

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Wives seem to be a break from the norm:

But girlfriends can help too:

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The Googs, they do nothing:

Sometimes, you just have to Bing it:

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