Dodo to be deëxtincted with genetic engineering

Ai caramba!

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Or don’t. For the love of god, do not do this!

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deëxtincted

So are we just making up hybrid words with umlauts now like 80’s hair bands? Wouldn’t “de-extincted” be better?

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That would be the tambalacoque tree, Sideroxylon grandiflorum, though others have suggested that the also-extinct giant tortoises there were more important to them. People have been able to do some of the work distributing them instead and apparently conservation is working.

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Apparently, the tortoises used to roost in the branches. :face_with_monocle:

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Hyphens have apparently been deemed inelegant.

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Uh Huh Waiting GIF by absurdnoise

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Jurassic Bok Bok Bok Bok Bok …

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I just leave this one here and say that mike stoklasa really is a starfleet-officer from the future, stranded here and unable to keep his mouth shut about the things to come…or he created that loop. may god have mercy with us…

https://old.reddit.com/r/RedLetterMedia/comments/10vuj44/a_company_called_colossal_biosciences_is_actually/?rdt=38280

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Can’t wait to eat one, must be delicious.

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By all accounts Dodos didn’t taste good.

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just veeeery easy to catch. no hunting. just catch.

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Isn’t Dodo just fried plantains?

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Yeah, but everyone really wants the V1.0 Dodo.

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Plock.

I will post the Open Letter to Umlaut on the flimsiest of pretexts.

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Harder for some to catch than others.

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Your jealousy is so transparent right now.

Weighing Options Are You Sure GIF

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One of my all-time favorite short stories, “The Ugly Chickens,” by Howard Waldrop, answers all questions. You can read it through Hoopla with your library card in the collection Howard Who?

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